101 points

The most mind blowing thing about this is it’s from the Babylon Bee. That’s right the Babylon Bee actually made an honest to goodness funny.

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50 points

My god. They have a second joke.

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18 points

Heartbreaking:

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12 points

That must have been an accident. Did they delete it by now?

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4 points

To be fair they do have occasional bangers, even though they lean more towards the right.

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I feel like"lean" is a little too generous. They are aggressively right. 99% of their content is just mocking LGBT, leftists, or younger generation ideologies

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3 points

Yoooooo what I feel bad for laughing now

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67 points

Split the difference and put him on the Supreme Court

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10 points

That’s some comedy gold right there.

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7 points

Ah, It’s good to laugh again!

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31 points

not a fan of ageism, but we got to cross a line on some jobs

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If I have to pass a yearly exam to prove that I am not in some form of cognitive decline just to have the same rule apply to every other person, including politicians, then I’m all for it. Same goes for driver’s licenses. My grandmother, who is 91, just renewed last year. She told me over the phone, “This will probably be the last time I ever have to do that,” and I just thought, “I sure fucking hope so.” I’m not against older people doing what they want to do, but reality and safety have to come into play at some point. People break down as they age. I’m dealing with it now, and I will continue as I get older. I have no illusions about it. The feeling that you are entitled to whatever you want regardless of the safety of others is something that we as humans need to drop, or it’s gonna be the end of us, as evidenced by the current state of politics.

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25 points

Driving a commercial vehicle or flying a plane are tested because you could kill many innocent people if you mess up.

Presidents can annihilate humanity, and the last one either couldn’t understand he lost, or just lied about it.

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16 points

He knew he lost.

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Am am fully in agreement with you. However, in this society, some people will attempt to continue to do the same things they used to because they have no other choice. A lot of people (in the US at least) don’t have a retirement plan whatsoever and social security alone is nothing to live on for a decent life.

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6 points

Yesterday while feeling especially old I said to my co-workers “I don’t want to be 20 again. I just want to feel like it.”

20 year old me was an idiot.

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I’m a big fan of ageism.

Politics and vehicles.

Get 'em out of there, don’t risk it.

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8 points

Ageism and common sense are two different things, my friend.

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12 points

What about ancient voters though. They vote for yesterdays politics to shape a world they won’t have to live in anymore. Voting rights should also be based on basic cognitive functionality

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10 points

“In the end, we decided the benefits were worth it.” “The benefits?” “Oh you know: healthcare, affordable wages, plenty of vacation…”

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lobbyist money, insider trading opportunities, golden parachute cable news contract

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