63 points

I got by with one set until I started DMing. Ever since then, dice make up about 70% of my carbon footprint.

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10 points

Ya, well, I have a goblin brain, and I need all the pretty click-clacks.

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35 points
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Okay, your spell hits, now roll 12d6 for damage

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29 points

That’s why you buy a box of 36 small d6.

And then 5e came along and changed half the spells to use d8s instead.

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20 points

My eyeballs don’t do small dice anymore

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8 points

Wesley Treat made a set that might be more your speed on YouTube.

I assume a piped bot will shortly appear with that link.

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2 points

Chessex (and I assume others) also have sets of 12 d6s in the same size boxes as the 7 dice sets usually come in

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23 points

Under communism, we will have one big dice and everyone will get to roll it.

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16 points

From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs.

So the Barbarian gets all the d12s, is what I’m hearing

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4 points

Linking every TTRPG thing directly back to D&D is system reductionism! Under communism, there won’t be D&D as we know it because it promotes and valorizes monarchism!

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20 points

Transcription:

A screenshot of a Tweet by “castle mac steven” @CastleMacSteven

Me: *buying dice at the game store.*

Clerk: Sure you only want the one set?

Me: yep! It’s got all of the 7 dice I’ll ever need for #dnd

Clerk: okay then! *under their breath: “See you soon”*

Me: what?

Clerk: what?

Dated: 11:28 AM · 5/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone

1,415 Retweets 5,777 Likes

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18 points

Besides damage dice you’ll need at minimum two different D20 sets for DnD. One extra so the bad set can sit in Dice Jail™ until it’s learned it’s lesson.

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