I call them pretty birds, unless I’m calling them a little fucker, and that’s because it’s a chickadee that won’t hold still for 2 goddamn seconds so I can get a photo
I feel like even a botanist would know a seagull because their assholery is so epic. The seagull’s assholery, not the botanists’, that is.
This meme is incorrect. A botatist would have names like:
“Little bastard who ate my Alyssum maritimum”
“Fucker who at the flower buds on my Forsythia europea”
“Little shithead who dug up my Lathyrus odoratus”
False. Those are all drones.