LOS ANGELES—In an effort to reframe the conversation by ending the discussion altogether, advocates across the country encouraged the public on Monday to stop using any term at all to refer to homeless people. “Given the widespread chronic issue of unhoused individuals, we recommend that people who want to discuss the homelessness problem in the United States refrain from making any reference to them whatsoever,” said activist Daniel Morganson, who added that instead of saying “homeless,” it would be far more acceptable to silently stare off into the distance. “Any mention of the homeless could be considered offensive, which is why it’s important for everyone to act like they don’t exist. We don’t want to risk humanizing them.” At press time, the advocates clarified that it was still okay to call the homeless “subhuman leeches on society.”

link: https://www.theonion.com/advocates-encourage-public-to-stop-using-any-term-at-al-1851012110

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Lol gotta love the onion. TBF, the treatment of homeless people in the US really is quite shocking.

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In the US, you either exploit or are exploited.

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It isn’t handled much better outside the US tbh.

Like I know this is mainly targeted towards the US but I hate how everyone acts like the US is the only nation with a homeless population problem

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My country has almost none, we have shelters and social security. People don’t socialize with them a lot but otherwise they are full citizens, they can eat anywhere, take the bus, go to movies, etc. The ones with drug issues can get help and harm reduction. Most countries around me do the same. The US is the richest country on earth and CHOSES to do nothing.

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Bro I almost ate that shit. Onion you bastards!

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This is spot on.

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Weird, when I think “Subhuman leeches on society” I don’t think of homeless people. I think of people with multiple homes.

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I watched the miniseries on the cult in Oregon in the 80s recently, and my biggest takeaway was the anchors referring to “street people” as if it wasn’t the strangest thing to say. I guess it’s better than hobo.

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