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Lets see Sisko’s combadge

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Why don’t you cool it with the anti-Bajoran remarks

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Oh, I forgot. Garak’s dating someone from the FCA.

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There is an idea of a Elim Garak; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… I simply am a tailor.

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When I get to Worf’s place, I use the keys I took from his pocket. There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Worf’s quarters overlook the Promenade and is obviously more expensive than mine. I calm myself and move into the bedroom, where I find his suitcase and start to pack.

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You know what would be weird?

Having Garak as your uncle and your mom sends you to him to spend every waking moment with him for a week.

It would either be one of several outcomes … either he’s the weirdest relative you have, the scariest person you ever met or one of the coolest people you’ll ever know.

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All of the above!

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That’s the Garak rule, you never get to really know what he could be up to next.

But he was very different to Dukat’s daughter.

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But he was very different to Dukat’s daughter.

He was growing his beard.

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Oh hey, more Spice and Wolf fans!

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