Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don’t let code become stale.
Having a hard time determining whether this is sarcasm or not. Then I see the phrase “JavaScript Engineer” and become doubly confused.
I don’t think it’s satire, this guy is actively defending this on Linkedin: https://i.imgur.com/SlJPG85.png
I distinguish four types. There are clever, hardworking, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined. Some are clever and hardworking; their place is the General Staff. The next ones are stupid and lazy; they make up 90 percent of every army and are suited to routine duties. Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the mental clarity and strength of nerve necessary for difficult decisions. One must beware of anyone who is both stupid and hardworking; he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always only cause damage.
– Kurt von Hammerstein
LinkedIn is Facebook for that last type.
That’s a relief because I thought I’d stumbled into LinkedIn Lunatics for a hot second.
That could still be trolling. But LinkedIn is so full of utter garbage like this that it’s believable
I don’t think so. I just made a screenshot of one random convo he’s having about this, but there’s loads more in a similar fashion.
And all of his other posts besides this one seem legit on the surface.
So it would be pretty weird if he randomly has a very bad take, and then just claims “Lol this was a troll post, gotcha!”… That’s pretty much the 4chan defense when you get called out - “Haha guys, I’m actually not r-worded, I’m just trolling!”
Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.
Stop transfering people from sales to engineering!
I really wish LinkedIn would add an anonymous cringe emoji. I would use it on like 90% of the content on that site.
I’m having a hard time figuring out whether this guy is a fucking moron or a fucking idiot.