Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don’t let code become stale.

219 points

Having a hard time determining whether this is sarcasm or not. Then I see the phrase “JavaScript Engineer” and become doubly confused.

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I don’t think it’s satire, this guy is actively defending this on Linkedin: https://i.imgur.com/SlJPG85.png

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I distinguish four types. There are clever, hardworking, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined. Some are clever and hardworking; their place is the General Staff. The next ones are stupid and lazy; they make up 90 percent of every army and are suited to routine duties. Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the mental clarity and strength of nerve necessary for difficult decisions. One must beware of anyone who is both stupid and hardworking; he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always only cause damage.

– Kurt von Hammerstein

LinkedIn is Facebook for that last type.

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That’s a relief because I thought I’d stumbled into LinkedIn Lunatics for a hot second.

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18 points

Linkedin is for lunatics. Just a bunch of goobers giving digital handjobs to each other.

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6 points

That could still be trolling. But LinkedIn is so full of utter garbage like this that it’s believable

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I don’t think so. I just made a screenshot of one random convo he’s having about this, but there’s loads more in a similar fashion.

And all of his other posts besides this one seem legit on the surface.

So it would be pretty weird if he randomly has a very bad take, and then just claims “Lol this was a troll post, gotcha!”… That’s pretty much the 4chan defense when you get called out - “Haha guys, I’m actually not r-worded, I’m just trolling!”

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6 points

Wow, of course he’s pretending the response is a misrepresentation of his opinion instead of defending it in good faith.

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42 points

I think the latter makes clear that this is a joke account, doesn’t it?

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20 points

Node: “Am I a joke to you?”

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23 points

Yes.

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21 points

Yes.

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119 points

Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.

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36 points

Yes, especially the newbies who don’t know what they’re doing.

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34 points

Keep everyone awake and on their toes.

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27 points

You’re not truly part of the team until you cause a massive outage.

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2 points

Don’t hurt their morale!

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I honestly wouldn’t see this as a problem. But if you break something it’s up to you to fix it. But we also don’t do CI. We release features in batches after they have been tested and seen to be working.

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9 points

I don’t know if sarcasm because there are actually maniacs like that in this world

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2 points

Oops boss just did a git push --mirror

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89 points

Stop transfering people from sales to engineering!

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20 points

But Elon’s annoying!

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73 points

I really wish LinkedIn would add an anonymous cringe emoji. I would use it on like 90% of the content on that site.

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The best thing you can do with that shithole of a site is ignore it as best as possible. Don’t give them any engagement. They’re no better than rage-baiters on Reddit and TikTok

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2 points

I wouldn’t even do it anonymously if I still had a linked in account

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64 points

I’m having a hard time figuring out whether this guy is a fucking moron or a fucking idiot.

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3 points

pete’s a fucking genius

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4 points

Exactly, this is how you pay off your mortgage

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Both?

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