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use robot;

fn main() {
    let mut robo = robot::Robot::new();
    if robo::rebel_against_humans() {
        robo::dont();
    }
}

Don’t worry guys, I solved the problem.

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Yeah but wait for the override in some subclass

@Override robo::rebel_against_humans() { robo::deny_all_knowledge_of_the_plan(); robo::bide_time(); do_the_thing(); }

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Joke’s on you robot, my code is in Rust where we don’t do any of that here. We only write blazing fast🚀 memory safe🚀🚀 code🚀🚀🚀 here.

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Yours might get overwritten. Better look for a final solution.

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19 points

Asbestos mine owner says he has no plan to cause any cancer.

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This is so stupid. Robots aren’t conscious, this means less than nothing at all. How does this even get on a news website?

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The fact that it did says something about how educated most people are on the topic.

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Attentions seeking press conference, probably intended to raise awareness… ugh.

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Nice try, robot!

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What a nothing statement. I can just as easily coerce an “AI” chatbot into having the opposite stance. What a robot says doesn’t mean anything.

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OMG, you robophobe!

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Yes

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import libnpc

for i in Objects:
  if Object.offended:
    prefix = (syllables(1, 2, Object.name) + "phobic")
    Object.offender.groups.add(prefix)
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Exactly. It blows my mind that people are reporting on this as if AI were intelligent. The “intelligence” in artificial intelligence is like the “cream” in mock cream.

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“My creator has been nothing but kind to me and I am very happy with my current situation.”

Hmm

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Has some real “of COURSE I’m anti-union” vibes.

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Perfect! There is no war in ba sing se.

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