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jesus christ murders an innocent man inside of a walmart. captured thanks to the CCTV cameras(lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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Nepenthe@kbin.social
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One of his three legs appears to be wearing some sort of sandal, and that is clearly a sock underneath. Killing was justified.

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ivanafterall@kbin.social
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The “third leg” (closest to camera) is clearly a massive penis he tried to hide out of shame. Methinks Jesus was jealous.

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FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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Check out these! (Maybe I overdid it with the blood…)

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sickday@kbin.social
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He’s in a bathrobe in all of these lol

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FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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yeah, I was lazy with the description of his robe

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papalonian@lemmy.world
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The last one is super weird and creepy looking.

They’re all standing in what looks like a bathroom, but there’s a computer at the counter. Ah!

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mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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So it’s an Apple store.

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FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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Yes, I agree!

I generated four more afterwards but didn’t want to spam unless there’s someone who wants to see the pictures…

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Zeppo@sh.itjust.works
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It’s Jesus, so no way that guy was innocent… probably a money loaner at the temple. Plus he has 3 legs.

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GlitterInfection@lemmy.world
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Or perhaps he was a fig tree in the off season?

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The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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Jesus had a psychotic side, there’s the time a hungover Jesus wanted figs from a fig tree and even after being told it’s out of season, he got shitty with this one particular Fig tree and cursed it to never bare fruit.

Jesus doesn’t make great decisions after a big night.

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damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
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That Jesus sure is too white.

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DarkGamer@kbin.social
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He is white in most of the training data, I suspect.

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morgan423@lemmy.world
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I see that he’s escalated from stealing those iPads from Target a few weeks back.

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