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dreadedsemi@lemmy.world
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We may share your poop with third party to improve user experience.

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Repossess6855@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Your poop will be used to custom tailor your experience to be the best possible poop

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QuazarOmega@lemmy.world
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We’ll scan your butt cheeks to tailor the toilet seat to your exact shape

Don’t be afraid to show your uniqueness

Enjoy the difference

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psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de
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“We value your privacy”

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psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de
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More like “We’ll make good value from your privacy”

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winterayars@sh.itjust.works
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“Your privacy has value to us [and our 1000 best friends].”

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Chahk@beehaw.org
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That’s “Your privacy is very valuable to us.” Do you even corporate-speak?

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psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de
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Not in English apparently:(

Yours sounds more corporate indeed

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nodsocket@lemmy.world
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PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

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psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de
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Thats hilarious

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jet@hackertalks.com
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If you have nothing to hide you won’t have any problems

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SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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Rayspekt@kbin.social
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I like that you are still able to close and lock a door. Imagine holding eye contact with someone while you close the door behind you to get some privacy

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz
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I would be down for competitive pissing

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Rayspekt@kbin.social
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Can we get glass toilet bowls as well? That way we could jugde anybody’s shit during session.

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nodsocket@lemmy.world
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That’s in the next update

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