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Excuse me, but if you see a butterfly there, there is something seriously wrong with you…

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Well the butterfly is certainly there if you look closer.

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Nope, looked for like 15 minutes, can’t see it 🤷.

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Look up more

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Closer!

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All I see is jpeg artifacts.

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Enhance!

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What kind of mangled ass fucked up butterflies do you have flying around in your head?

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Thr one glued to my bumper that I hit while going 85 and blasting freebird.

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Gastrointestinal problems

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Only if swallowing is involved.

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Would someone have the guts to hang this on a wall?

I would.

In the bedroom? Yes. A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when lust was a much stronger driving force in life.

In the office? Yes. There is nothing wrong or offensive in the picture; your mind is getting into the gutter by itself.

In the living room? Yes. Great conversation starter.

By the front door? Yes. Oh yes. The face on anyone knocking unsolicited when spoting that strategically placed painting.

Finally: where can I get a copy?

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You get the copy, you print it and hang it, and i want to see a picture of your office/bedroom/livingroom/whatever as a proof

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Agreed.

But where do I get the copy to start with?

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A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when list was a much stronger driving force

Damn that sentence went downhill FAST

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It is inevitable. Even modern chemistry has a limit.

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I’m so confused I just see a blob how does it look sexual??

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Exactly!

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Ah yes, my favorite paintings; “The Woman is Coughing,” “Cat,” “Tequila,” and “In The Ass Autumn”

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Thank you.

There’s some provocative work by the artist.

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Late-night Skinimax on scrambled cable tv 📺

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Username checks out.

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