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Infinite wishes

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Fool! I wish for infinite wishes plus one!

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inifinity + 1 = infinity

Try ℵ₁ wishes!

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ℵ₁ +1! Gotcha!

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Max verstappen and Donald Trump both due in a head on car collision against each other.

Green Bay Packers never win another game.

To live a long and healthy life with my wife.

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Green Bay Packers never win another game.

I like the way you think. Except it would be Erik Karlsson would never win another game (hockey). Fuck that guy in particular.

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Why Verstappen?

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Imagine how excellent this F1 season would have been without him?

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But then we wouldn’t have had 2021 which was amazing.

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How is it Max’s fault everyone else sucks?

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What did Max ever do to you 😭

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He’s just a cunt.

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A monkeys paw mechanic for everyone in this thread except for me, the annullment of my own bodily needs (eg. sleep, food, water), and i dunno, maybe a cool rock

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You are later crushed by your cool rock. Not because of a monkey paw but everybody else is so mad they drop it on you.

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Haw haw reverse uno I use my monkey paw wish to wish the same upon to you also cool rock

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  1. Post scarcity society.

  2. Immortality.

  3. Infinite wishes.

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  1. Motivation to complete anything I decide to do.

  2. General happiness with life.

  3. Good health for my immediate family and I for 50 years.

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I mean, you could have solved starvation and global peace, but those are nice too.

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You’re welcome to solve those if you want.

Don’t highroad wishes.

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And always drink Bailey’s from a shoe

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