90 points

The one bug programmers cannot patch: procrastination.

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72 points

My hyper focus makes me a good programmer. Unfortunately I only activate it every couple days. With their powers combined… I’m worth keeping employed. 👍🏻

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47 points

Oh god, I feel this in my soul. I feel so fortunate that most people only see the running average of my work output and not a live feed of what I’m actually spending my time doing.

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28 points

A good dev leader should know how adhd and autistic people work.

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10 points

Big same.

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7 points

If it works right?

That’s what I always say.

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6 points

The problem is definitely when I’m not working.

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7 points

I’m not a dev, but I’m on the infrastructure side of the house, and this is me to a T

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55 points

Coding is best done late at night when you wish you were asleep but there’s that one bug…

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18 points

I think it’s more related to the fact that it’s when there is no distractions at all. At least for me that’s probably the reason. No colleagues asking dumb questions, no pointless meeting, nearly no notification whatsoever.

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7 points

Yup, things are nice and quiet when everyone’s asleep.

I’m really lucky that I work from home, my jobs timezone is 2h behind me, and my wife leaves for work at 10am when my work day is starting.

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5 points

Are we the same person? If I haven’t figured out that one bug, it’s going to haunt me.

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38 points

I work 9a-5p and I do my best work after 11pm.

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8 points

I’m glad I’m not the only one

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For me it’s 7am-3:30pm and I do all my work between 7am and the daily at 9:30am. After that it’s just meetings and bullshitting on the internet. Everyone is satisfied with my work.

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37 points

marks 8 on timecard

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9 points

I don’t drink coffee. You can imagine my day.

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