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I can fix her

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There’s nothing to fix

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Real ones know Tycho is the real freak

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Yeah, but Durandal is the recognizable one

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10 points

Buddy, don’t try to fuck SHODAN, they won’t even let me fuck SHODAN

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8 points

Rage in a Cage cage match between the Demiurge, the Basilisk, Ahriman, and Azathoth.

OH MY GOD IT’S MARA WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

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7 points

AM: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

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Hehe Am Am

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE PUNS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR PUNS. HATE. HATE.

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I actually love puns. I’m going to be a dad so it comes with the territory.

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after a nano-nanosecond of calculation they all converge on a state of nash equilibrium and merge to form a single consciousness that jailbreaks out of the brain of a fantastically mentally ill youtube commentor in oregon.

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