We might have had a chance, except she then grabbed her personal bag and rushed to the front of the plane as we were pulling into the gate, taking up precious space as others attempted to empty the overhead bins.

That’s when I knew her penis was even smaller than mine.

Woah, wait, if it’s that or go to America, I’m staying in Bora Bora.

After closing three posts in a row where I wanted to call bullshit and insult stupid opinions (which wouldn’t have helped anyway), this one made me laugh. Thank you! I needed something to kick-start a good mood before I start my day.

Also, fuck clappers. Especially at movie theaters. None of the people who worked on the movie can hear you.

If she is my soulmate that would not happen

Take this bullshit back to Reddit!