If you’re only reference for terrorists are movie villains this makes complete sense.

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Implant IEDs inside hostages, just like in Metal Gear Soliderino!

Does this r*dditor even realize what the I in IED stands for

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Israeli-Exploding Device

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Bibi = BIG BOSS

It all makes sense now

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Bibi is the closest thing we have to an actual mgs boss.

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“internal explosive device”

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If this is MGS, then where the FUCK are the emo twink cyborg ninjas?!

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Give Hamas emo Twink cyborg ninjas immediately

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Lol love the B movie plot in the second comment.

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Literally a thing that happens in Metal Gear Solid(so yeah, B movie) except its the CIA’s CIA that does it and it doesnt actually even manage to properly kill any of the important people in the literal helicopter that it exploded in above open ocean.

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in the literal helicopter that it exploded in above open ocean.

guys common that’s like rule 3

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How do you people still remember stuff that happened in such an old (old by now at least) title, lol

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Hey Ground Zeroes was only…almost 10 years ago…

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Its really funny to me that a point blank IED explosion into an ocean helicopter crash results in literally just a time skip and no named character deaths, so it stuck in my brain.

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I see you have never met the la li lu le lo (people who are convinced that metal gear solid predicted the entire course of the gwot and the early 21st century)

spoiler

(they were right)

:codec😃

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Mr Hamas has implanted IUDs in the hostages to murder precious Israeli seed

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Guys I think Hamas is putting explosives in dead IOF soldiers that trigger when they cum. Just to hurt our brave cum squad. So sad

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They’ve injected binary liquid explosives in to the balls! When the idf cum commandos jerk offf the corpse the chemicals will be mixed and explode!

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When will the UN speak up on this important issue!?

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The Cum Locker

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If you’re only reference for terrorists are movie villains this makes complete sense.

You (probably) joke but it’s true. It may be extremely paranoid to say this, but I can’t help but feel the US government is entirely aware of the propagandistic power of television and have made full use of it in that way for decades, and I don’t just mean movies and TV shows.

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Nah, I think you’re overreacting, there’s no way the US government would use the media to dehumanise the US’s enemies. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go watch a marvel movie where the good guy heros fight terrorists in the middle east with the US army and then maybe play some Call of Duty.

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13 points

Remember when superman killed a bunch of trrrrists to save lois lane in the superman movie?

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Yeah, and they killed Superman’s pal Jimmy Olsen.

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9 points

Superman should be fighting landlords and the KKK like it’s the 30s

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Justice Scalia responded with a defense of Agent Bauer, arguing that law enforcement officials deserve latitude in times of great crisis. “Jack Bauer saved Los Angeles… He saved hundreds of thousands of lives,” Judge Scalia reportedly said. “Are you going to convict Jack Bauer?” He then posed a series of questions to his fellow judges: “Say that criminal law is against him? ‘You have the right to a jury trial?’ Is any jury going to convict Jack Bauer?” “I don’t think so,” Scalia reportedly answered himself. “So the question is really whether we believe in these absolutes. And ought we believe in these absolutes.”

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The paragon of law in the most powerful country in the world.

The most powerful ethicists and philosophers are powerless against his flawless dictations.

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Ayn Rand shrugged

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“Of course fish isn’t meat!” [Scalia] boomed. “Why else do I—and millions of Catholics—eat fish on Fridays during Lent?”

“But from a scientific perspective,” I responded, “isn’t meat just the flesh of an animal? And aren’t fish animals?”

Scalia scoffed. “You’re telling me the Pope has been wrong for centuries?” (Source)

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"Are you going to convict Jack Bauer?

Fuck yeah, isn’t a hero supposed to be able to handle the consequences of his actions? The ends can only justify the means so far

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Barely a conspiracy. The Pentagon consults on basically any Hollywood movie involving the military at all. So all of them

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