Snickers. Seize the means of yummy in your tummy.
Oh hey everyone! Look at meee! Totally not the false face of a faceless corporation, run by several people paid to get your attention here to say I AM IN ON IT! Let me just insult you to get attention, and act like a doomer for the shock factor so people spread it on the social mediums [like they are now]. Let me mock your struggles and beliefs just for the sake of a simple adver-- won’t you p-p-please buy my product? Just a little more consumption will totally fill the void in your heart!
Naaaah, fuck off you craven rats
do we have to post corporate tweets on lemmy
i’m not gonna go to xwitter to check, but it reads like a fake one to me… and even the marketing intern that probably types out their social media posts would know that SNICKERS is a ®egistered trademark
Motherfucking brand, you literally just underlined everything that’s wrong with the world you and your ilk created, answer me honestly: Do you think a fucking snickers is going to solve that shit? Two, even, I’m feeling sporting here.
Snickers - With all of these other problems, you’ll barely notice the diabetes.
