6 points

I hate Facebook but I’m so rooting for Zuckerberg

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I want him to be the top crab in the bucket as I watch that bucket sail into the sun.

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5 points

I kinda wish these schmucks would spend their billions on Mechas and battle it out anime style.

It’s an entirely pointless undertaking, but think about it - it would be an outlet for their sociopathic and narcissistic need to win; it would keep them relevant in headlines as they desire, yet far enough away from the political sphere; the news media gets their headlines; the people would get both work and entertainment out of it.

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8 points

Right? Like he’s definitely evil, but at least he’s not a fucking shitgoblin constantly flinging his feces around in public.

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1 point

Team nobody here.

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33 points

What the hell happened to that man?

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11 points

South Africa

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8 points

Nothing. He was a scammer and an idiot who got lucky, and that is what he still is, only with more money.

He was fired for incompetence before, let that sink in

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9 points

Autism trauma is my guess.

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-1 points

Autism trauma?

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2 points

Yeah. I mean, as an autistic man I can put myself in his shoes. People don’t really accept you and you always seem to say the wrong things or the right things at the wrong times. You want to be liked and accepted, so you accumulate wealth to try to have social standing and influence. But even as the richest man you still can’t really find your footing socially. It’s sad and I feel for the guy on some level.

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58 points

Daddy didn’t give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn’t wear.

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8 points

Then he gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady’s breast

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4 points

Then he hit me with a surprise left

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4 points

I think you’re right. Let’s hope he doesn’t speak in class today.

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5 points

wdym ‘woudlnt wear’

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10 points

It’s a lyric from the song Jeremy by Pearl Jam.

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29 points

There was a song from Pearl Jam called Jeremy that had this line:

Daddy didn't give affection, no
And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
King Jeremy the wicked
Oh, ruled his world

What they meant is that the mother neglected him because she didn’t want to be seen in public with him.

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2 points

He has a sick, twisted piece of shit for a father and the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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24 points

My theory is too much blow and huffing his own farts to the point where his brain has turned to mush.

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6 points

i’m starting too think being rich is symptom of a mental illness in many cases.

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7 points

I’m his age and may or may not have some pics like that…

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8 points

Hopefully from 40 years ago and not last week?

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56 points

It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.

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12 points

I think you might be in luck.

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11 points

You’d be just fine if you remain a decent human being rather than becoming an egotistical and racist pile of garbage.

Also, Musk was born rich and basically bought his fame.

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45 points

This was from Tuesday (the comment). A 52 year old man posted that, though I use the word “man” loosely here…

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He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that’s an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he’s actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we’re asking “Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? – Sha-mona”

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Man that would be a psychological thriller!

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5 points

I like the way your brain works.

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6 points

This is genuinely terrifying

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4 points

It reads like what Trump said about locking up his rivals

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2 points

Empty words from the mouth of a frightened little rat.

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7 points

Kind of, but if he’s good at columbining as he is at everything else he’ll cut off his own legs with his 700k tactical katana

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