Microsoft shuts down Cortana, Apple should do the same with Siri::Cortana is Microsoft’s virtual assistant, which was introduced in 2014 back when Windows Phone was still a thing. Similar to…

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nah

Siri, while not great, handles timers, reminders, and dumbshit like that just fine without typing. I have yet to find another good use for these assistants.

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Yep. I’ve used my Google assistant for timers, alarms, weather, and music. Anything more complex is a headache. Even music is half the time.

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Asking the thing to handle music in another language was terrible. Asking it to play a French song to an assistent set in English gives stupid results for example. “Que sera, sera” becomes “Oh Sarah”.

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This! I live in Taiwan, but 99% of my entertainment is from the US. I can’t use Any of these assistants in English otherwise street names or other Mandarin stuff won’t work, but if I use Mandarin assistants none of my music or shows works.

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“Hey siri, set a timer for 50 minutes” (time my dryer takes). “Timer set for 15 minutes”. Every god damn time. I say 49 minutes now.

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I turned off “hey siri”, just hold down the power button now, but absolutely, you. GOT. To. Uh-Nunce-Ee-Ate. Ev-Ver-Ree-Thing. Vare-LEE. Clear-LEE.

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Ee-Nunce-Ee-Ate*

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Just out of curiosity, does siri not have a setting where you can have it get used to your voice? I remember cortana had a whole set up process that had you say a bunch of things. I don’t enunciate well but it was able to always pick up my regular voice for stuff.

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You can just say ‘five zero’ and it’ll be interpreted as 50, I just tried it.

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Meanwhile, Google Assistant has no issues with anything like this. You can even set multiple timers. Which, for some inexplicable reason, is not possible in iOS.

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But stupidly time is a not synced between your various devices.

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It’s not a big deal if you setup a spreadsheet showing when you need each timer to go off and then simply tell Siri to set a timer for the interval between each as they complete one by one. Easy peasy.

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Yeah but it suuucks for some other things. On iOS I can say cancel my alarm and it does it. Android says something and then opens the clock app to make me do it manually. Also things like saying nevermind change that timer to xx minutes works considerably better on siri imo. They both have their strengths and weaknesses but I personally think Siri is much more optimized with iOS than any assistants ever manage to be on Android.

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Agreed. I find myself using Siri on walks via AirPods quite a bit. Siri what’s the weather going to be like tonight . Siri what’s in my calendar tomorrow. Siri what’s the latest news. (That opens up podcast app and plays local news I love it. ). Siri let me know when it’s 12:30. I just wish it got better at answering simple questions. A few articles mentioned Apple started looking at incorporating a GPT style AI with Siri.

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Shit. I use it to tell me how to spell words.

“Hey Siri, sophistication”

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I can never get Siri to set a timer. Idk why.

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I just say “Hey sir, start timer 15 (or whatever) minutes”. Works every time. I sometimes even ask how many minutes left.

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I just trigger Siri manually but that’s what I ask every time. It fucks it up all the time. I even did the voice training thing.

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You can say “Hey Siri, 15 minutes please”

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This will make the 3 people who actually used Cortana mildly disgruntled.

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I’ve always hated it as it took a decent amount of my ram without ever having used it

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I spent hours trying to get rid of it, only to have it come back a few weeks later after an update.

One of many reasons I abandoned Windows entirely.

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One person and two bots

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#BotLivesMatter

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…similar to what? SIMILAR TO WHAT!?

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Siri.

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Cortana isn’t dead. The brand of it is. Bing ai is almost what Cortana was supposed to be

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Siri on the other hand…

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Which heavily relies on Bing ironically enough.

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Nah, I use Siri daily for simple tasks. Turning on lights, setting timers, adding things to my groceries list. She’s simple, but perfectly fine for simple tasks.

Please leave her the fuck alone :’)

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Do you really want to give Apple access to your house?

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For most people, if they want any kind of home automation then they’d have to trust someone, as most people won’t be able to deploy and maintain their own system. So now you have 2 options (other than just not automating your home)

  • Trust a company you already have to trust (since they provide the OS and hardware for your computer, phone, tablet, watch, etc.)
  • Trust an additional company

So would you rather bet on 1 company not being evil, or 2 companies not being evil?

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You can automate your house yourself without the need for a big corp to step in and get access to your home.

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Then what about not automating your house?

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What are they gonna do, turn my lights on? Great prank mr. Tim Apple.

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I use Shortcuts to bridge Siri to my Home Assistant setup. Apple doesn’t control my house.

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