Ah man I set a fire once. So dumb. My friend and I ditched Hebrew school and lit some books and a bush on fire in a department store parking lot.

Then we felt so guilty we called to fire department and confessed! The fire chief made us come in and take a fire safety class and write an essay. We were such dorks.

I’ll be treating the freebie as a limited collectable in a video game and never use it fearing that I’ll waste it

Everyone in my family is highly allergic to bee stings, but you need to be exposed to it once to develop an allergy.

I haven’t been stung, so that’s my free bee.

I’m going to try to avoid using that one, though. 36 years and counting!