Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023
CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY
I. SITUATION UPDATE
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Disciplinary Actions:
- Recent engagements have seen a few bad actors neutralized. Our mod team, equipped with state-of-the-art Genital Vaporizing Lasers (GVLs), has effectively deterred rule-breakers, ensuring a safe and respectful community atmosphere.
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Community Morale:
- Despite the occasional need for GVL deployment, the overall spirit remains sky-high. Comrades have been exemplary in their conduct, with an impressive array of top-tier shitposts lighting up the community. Itâs a privilege to moderate such an outstanding battalion of enthusiasts.
II. OPERATIONS BRIEF
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New Communications Channel:
- Matrix Channel Deployment: Weâve established a new base of operations on Matrix #ncdchat:tchncs.de. Your presence is requested.
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Recruitment and Growth:
- The ranks of Operation NCD continue to swell. A warm salute to our new members! Your enthusiasm fortifies our collective strength.
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Engagement Levels:
- Community engagement is high. Reports indicate robust activity across all sectors. This is a clear sign of a healthy and thriving unit.
III. INTELLIGENCE REPORT
- No updates in this section for this report.
IV. LOGISTICS
- Community Branding:
- Our banner link is unfortunately pretty old and outdated as it still refers to the subreddit. The generous and talented @setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world from over at !MilitaryPorn@lemmy.world offered to make us a new one. Take a look. What do you think, should we make the switch?
VI. COMMUNICATION CHECK
- âIâm doing my part!â Are you? Letâs hear your feedback and suggestions.
VII. SIGN-OFF
- Remember, âService guarantees citizenship.â Thank you for being a vital part of Operation NCD. Keep up the great work, troopers!
End of Report. Dismissed! Stay alert, stay alive.
CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY
Current Banner
Suggested New Banner
What do you think, should we make the switch?
I need the new banner to be overcrowded and chaotic. Itâs too clean and crisp. I don"t want any negative space to rest my eyes. I like the motto at center, looks great, but I donât like the green AI guy at right. He doesnât fit the vibe. More soyjacks and a Zelensky in his tiny toy plane are needed instead. How about that adorable USS Pinckney chonker to fill in space at the edge, as a background for the planegirlz? EDIT: I love the little guys and helicopter and splosions at far right.
New banner is real solid, would love to see it used!
How about that adorable USS Pinckney chonker to fill in space at the edge
I very approve of this idea. Just look at that chonk!
I love that there is no intelligence to report. In a world of corruption and lies, NCD is an anchorâŠmade of ramen and something⊠Iâm still recovering from extended exposure to my in laws. Pray for me, I pray you.
Where are you morons? First day back on commute to work in the US, I expect us all to sacrifice driving awareness for NCD banner options. If you use le bus, then sacrifice stranger danger and let that guy pickpocket you. NCD needs your aesthetic sensibilities.
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesnât work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !militaryporn@lemmy.world
