38 points

It looks like I have to choose between good sex or good food. I think I’ll take the food, please.

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19 points

Right on.

I eat three meals a day.

If I fucked that much I’d hurt myself and die.

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10 points

It’d be a glorious death though.

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8 points

Death by snusnu!

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15 points

You guys are having sex AND food?? 🤯

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33 points

I consider the Portuguese as quiet.

And why are large parts of Germany and Czechia not beer?

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33 points

Because this is all complete bullshit.

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19 points

Because it’s a joke and isn’t supposed to be scientifically accurate?

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7 points

A joke has to be somewhat accurate to land or to be funny. Otherwise it’s not a joke, it’s just “stuff”.

There might be a cultural difference what quality standards are expected from a joke here.

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5 points

I demand scientifically accurate jokes! >:(

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1 point

At least these few things that are not just “North vs. South” could be a bit more accurate.

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14 points

It’s not perfectly accurate but the south-west of Germany, especially along the rivers of Rhine and Moselle, is wine country.

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11 points

Finland also should be beer Europe.

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*Nordics

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2 points

I’ve seen other maps where the beer, wine, and vodka regions all overlap onto Czechia. While I’d say it’s mostly beer here, there’s definitely a good amount of wine too. Moravia is a big wine growing region.

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30 points

Italy and most of France are sexually repressed? Aren’t they kinda the most famous countries for the opposite?

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29 points

They hold themselves back. If they didn’t… 🫣😳🥵

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6 points

They are famous for being very sexually forward and aggressive, but not about accepting “sexual deviants” or whatever they call gay people, bdsm positive people, etc… lol

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1 point

Perhaps the theory is that Catholic culture and family values mean that all the sex is more hidden, and therefore “repressed”. Not really true for France at least, though.

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1 point

France’s culture is basically “I was raised Catholic and it fucked me up”

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23 points

I have never seen anything more accurate than tomato and potato Europe

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16 points

I don’t get the 21 days per year thing.

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I think it means that they do that thing ONLY 21 days per year and the rest of the days the other thing.

So 21 days working and the rest of the days living

Vs.

21 days living and the rest of the days working

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As a common stereotype in Europe, we see the southern countries as…not so hard working.

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