155 points

“As part of integration planning, and following an organizational needs assessment, we identified go-forward roles that will be required within the combined company.”

Totally devoid of any humanity. Corporate jargon freaks me out. It shouldn’t, but it really gets to me.

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108 points

Shareholders are the worst creation of capitalism so far.

It allows you to create anonymous gray masters that you must serve at any cost no matter how humanly heinous they are.

Also, the bad thing that can happen to the shareholders is that they lose a little money whereas the people beholden to the shareholders can lose everything they have including their souls, and all the shareholders have to do is say “I had nothing to do with it, I just bought a piece of paper, I didn’t even get a piece of paper I got an nft” and wash their hands of the whole thing.

The fact that our retirement accounts are being used to fund the hedge managers that create small shareholders that run the businesses that fire us so that the large shareholders get more money now in hopes that in some theoretical future the small shareholders get enough money to enjoy our twilight years is absolute insanity.

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47 points

I think it’s totally reasonable to be weirded out by corporate jargon. It’s so 1984 esque. It seems like it’s created to help capitalists do their best not to lie in legal terms while at the same time communicating to their shareholders that money matters while also still trying to put on a facade of humanity for the PR front.

It’s so gross.

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24 points

It is jargon for sure, and bloviating to mask layoffs.

A merger will always have layoffs because there will be duplication of roles, especially in lower/middle management.

Some duplication may also occur in boots-on-the-ground roles, depending on the companies.

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4 points

They’re masking it? Seems pretty plain to me.

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5 points

Maybe only masking in terms of trying to somehow make it seem justified and as a natural part of their company’s growth. But you’re not wrong.

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It’s “polite” and therefore right. The angry people are the ones being unreasonable and are thus wrong. They instead should write a calm sounding letter, submit it to the media that is totally not owned by the same shareholders that wronged them. /s

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7 points

That’s capitalism. It’s a system that is devoid of humanity. Money is above everything, including human life.

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3 points

the uncanny valley has made verbal inroads.

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1 point

It sounds more like an AI-generated statement

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94 points

If your company is being acquired, you need to assume you, the employee, are disposable and not the reason for the acquisition.

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51 points

Particularly Broadcom, which is where old technologies go to die.

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6 points

Isn’t that IBM?

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14 points

There are several places - Computer Associates was the olther classic place - until it was bought by Broadcom.

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1 point
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5 points

Yup. Warm up that resume and work on an exit strategy.

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59 points

Mergers always mean layoffs.

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32 points

Especially with their sizes: Broadcom has 20,000 employees and VMWare has 38,000.

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21 points

And Broadcom has a history of buying companies and squeezing every cent from them before they destroy them. I don’t expect VMWare to be around in 10 years.

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17 points

VMWare has 38k? holy hell. I was surprised by slack having over 3k.

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5 points

VMware is shockingly massive. Hundreds of different products and many, many teams.

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3 points

Well, now they’re down to ~18k if rumors are correct.

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47 points

Guess I’m moving to proxmox

Free ESXi will also be killed off I bet

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6 points

I’ve been using PM for about a year now. It’s quite nice, although I’ll fully admit I’ve barely scratched the surface of what it can do. I’ve heard a lot of people transition to Prox and adapt fairly quickly.

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3 points

It’s not… A walk in the park, and some stuff will have you manually editing files, as the UI might be missing those. But so far I’ve been a happy user for a bunch of years.

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3 points

I can’t count the number of times I had to do that under ESXi, or do manual vSAN recoveries, so I found myself quite comfortable doing that in proxmox too (especially since proxmox is regular debian).

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Yeah, not unlike the Linux experience; there will be times where you have to touch and/or nano configs. If you’re comfortable with such things, excellent. If not… you fidna get comfortable.

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4 points

As someone who moved to Proxmox for my 3-node homelab, good luck.

I find the automation for deploying VMs to be woefully incapable compared to Terraform/PowerCLI on the VMware side. Not to mention things like load balancing/DRS are flat out missing.

I managed to get it stable enough for homelab-y things like *arr, plex, DNS, etc - but at this point I would quit rather than use it in a production environment. Or maybe I would just look at bare metal kubernetes instead.

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4 points

Have you seen xcp-ng and xen orchestra?

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4 points

What OS would you use for the bare metal install?

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3 points

Probably Debian or Ubuntu LTS?

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3 points

Your use case sounds like kubernetes would be a way better fit as dynamicly scaling and load balancing is kinda the whole point of kubernetes.

Proxmox clustering is essentially just for adding redundancy and nothing more.

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3 points

IaaS or gtfo? I would love to see more development in this area, but I think you might be covering a bit too much ground with “in a production environment”. Tons of smaller (and not so small) companies are still running piles of bare metal chaos and could benefit greatly from even the simplest Proxmox setup.

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3 points

Huh, I use terraform for my Proxmox clusters without any major issues. What kind of trouble does it give you?

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2 points

The biggest issue is being in aware of migrations for load balancing. If VM 1 is deployed to Node 1 with Terraform, then is moved to Node 2 at some point for load balancing, Terraform tries to recreate it on Node 1.

Also, I have a slight moral objection to one of the top providers being developed by a for-profit prison company.

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3 points

I’ve got the project on my list to test oVirt.

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41 points

I still fail to see how this benefitted anyone at either Broadcom or vmware

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41 points

It didn’t have to. It had to benefit shareholders and stock prices, that’s it.

That said, you can be damn sure it benefited the executive teams at both companies, very lucratively. Anyone below VP level can get bent, of course, as is tradition with M&A deals.

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