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My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan

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T Pain being short for Tylenol Painrelief got me pretty good

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That one sounds like a Harry Potter spell

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You mean Harryington Potterson?

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Huh, i always thought it was short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis

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Reminds me of that copypasta about Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.

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My favourite gotta be Jimothy

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Timberly

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We’ve named the two squirrels in our backyard Jimothy and Jeromathy.

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I like Tederick, and Billomena

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I know a pair of brothers named James and Timothy and Jimothy is of course their collective name. Always has been. How could it not be?Also Jimmy and Timmy.

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I call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.

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Jimothy Jonathan and his freaky fast delivery

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Jimothy, Jimberly, and Dillup are some of my go-to’s

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Also Jonald or Dougery.

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I prefer Bimothy. Bim for short.

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Bim comes. Ben comes. Bim brings Ben broom. Ben brings Bim broom.

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That is called a “nichard name”.

Source:

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My sister calls my dog Bessie and I’m like, bitch she ain’t a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.

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really missed an opportunity for Bessaphine.

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Bessebel

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Bessther

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Billiam has been my favorite for years. My buddy will was always annoyed

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Bobert, eventually known as Boberto, really didn’t really appreciate that the names stuck

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I know a Billy Bob (he does not appreciate using those names instead of William Robert) but I need to take it to the next level now.

Billiiam Boberto

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Billiam Boberto is a glorious name, I don’t see why anyone would object to that.

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I had an aunt and uncle named Hillary and William.

Usually known as Hil and Bill.

Occasionally known as Hillary and Billary 😄

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Hillbilly?

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Billiam Gates?

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