I once saw a crow look both ways before walking across the street and I thought “Wow. What a dumbass, he could just fly over it and not have to worry about cars.”

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I once saw a human look both ways before walking across the street and I thought “Wow. What a dumbass, he could just walk a mile to the unterpass and not have to worry about cars.”

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Cool. I have seen wild turkeys do this and in a crosswalk. It is really cool.

I have not seen them using the button to request the “walking man” yet.

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Do you think they might use the button sooner if the symbol was a walking turkey?

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Only one way to know.

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Birds are too powerful to need to use a beg button

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is savings energy

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😂😂😂😂

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I bet a crow would know what to do with that information.

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But would a jackdaw?

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Here’s the thing…

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You’re supposed to reevaluate brain size as a measure of intelligence. The expression “bird brain” is so outdated we need to stop using it. Bird neurons are significantly smaller than ours, so they can fit a lot more brain in a smaller volume.

While you’re at it, you should probably reevaluate everything about intelligence and memory because apparently jellyfish have memories despite having no brain or ganglia of any kind.

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I’m not an older sibling in a 90s-era kids sitcom, so I haven’t used the phrase “bird-brain” in decades…

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Well, no one in a 90s-era sitcom has used the phrase in decades either ;P

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I haven’t heard anyone say bird brain in the past decade

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Also some insects dissolve in their cocoons to a handful of cells and yet still maintain memories from their larva stage

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Bird neurons are significantly smaller than ours

The neurons themselves? Because human axons are already as small as can be; they sometimes missfire because of this (brain is built around that, no worries).

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Not only that, corvids understand the concept of zero fucks given.

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They also understand social order and merc crows that are excessively rude thieves and whatnot. It’s a bit brutal but it’s indicative of individual identity and longer term memory.

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if they start understanding complex numbers I will get scared

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It’s only the beginning. Then they will get negative numbers, integers, reals, you name it

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