87 points

this is just like bloons td

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6 points

lmao, yes

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18 points

A dart monkey would do a number on those tires

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2 points

Spam a bunch of tack shooters and watch the shrapnel fly!

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20 points

its insane yes, but it cant even keep up. Lines out to the street are common in Arkansas

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32 points

In my opinion, this should be illegal or businesses fined. Their drive thru leaks onto public infrastructure (the road) reducing its throughput and potentially creating a dangerous situation.

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9 points

Judging by the cordoned off parking spaces, I’m assuming this photo is from a COVID measure.

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7 points

There are many Tim Hortons drive thrus leaking into the streets from pre covid to post covid.

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2 points

Yes, it should be illegal. This happens with all the cult-y fast foods places out here. In N Out, Whataburger, Hate Chicken (aka Chick fil A), Dutch Bros, etc.

Parking, getting out, and going inside will easily save you 50%+ wait time.

Weren’t parking minimums supposed to prevent this? :-D

Then again, the worse the traffic jams the more people may consider alternatives.

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I don’t understand Dutch bros. I guess if you prefer a lil coffee in your choccy milk, then it’s the place to go

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If anyone’s going to get a fine there it would really be the individuals. While the business is creating the demand, there isn’t really any process they could put in place to stop people lining out onto the road.

Also, if we were going to forbid it, what would be the substantive difference with forbidding just parking on the public road? Which, yeah, that’s definitely a conversation we should have and a direction we should move towards—it’d probably have a greater effect anyway. But it’s not clear that there’s really a great mechanism for specifically banning queueing.

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4 points

Drive thrus should simply be illegal and that would solve the issue.

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1 point

They actually reworked a parking lot here a couple times to extend their lanes so it didn’t fuck anything up. Probably depends on city and location, but they can’t really control assholes that are willing to fuck you for some tendies.

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They absolutely can do something about it.

Make it illegal to block the road to use a drive thru, the problem is much like many other traffic laws, it will rarely be enforced.

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21 points

In WA they’ve had to close one because morons would back up onto the street, down an offramp, and onto the freaking interstate. For a chicken sandwich.

Of course it’s in a non-walkable spot, across the interstate from all of the businesses and offices so everyone drives there

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8 points

fuck I hated getting off 405 there, fucking madhouse bellevue christian chicken frenzy every fucking lunchtime

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4 points

and you knew exactly where I was talking about. They closed it finally!

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But why?

It would take longer to drive there sit in that line and then drive home than it would take to just make chicken for yourself. Add some pickle juice to your chicken seasoning and it’ll taste just like Chick-fil-A. Then you could have delicious chicken at home without all of the Christian hate, er, love.

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Plus it’s not just about total time between “I want food” and “Nom nom”. There’s also the matter of how usable that time is. On a good day it might only take me a few minutes longer to get fast food, but all of that time is spent behind the wheel and most of it is spent driving. Making a sandwich at home, on the other hand, only about a minute is spent actively handling food. The other seventeen minutes while the patty cooks are free; I can it spend doing anything I please. So instead of comparing twenty minutes for fast food vs. eighteen minutes for DIY, it’s really more like twenty minutes vs. one minute.

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6 points

Chick-fil-a chicken is fried. You really shouldn’t be off doing something else in your home while you’re frying anything.

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just get an air fryer, they work great and lets you use waaaaaaaaaaaaay less fat.

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I was reading the chic fil a guys biography in a thrift store other day. It opens with how he was going to give a guy a free car, but recorded the “you get a car” message at the end of 3 consecutive cassette tapes of Christian preacher sermons. Presumably, that’s, what, between 3 and 6 hours worth of church to have a chance to catch the message that you get a free car?

Then the guy didn’t listen to them all the way through so didn’t get a car.

The guy was essentially orphaned from an abusive home and walked hours to work every day. The chic fil a guy was like “what an unfortunate story!”

motherfucker you tricked him like some kind of goblin

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3 points

Cfa moves fast. That’s probably only a 10 min wait. If that was a mcdonald’s or burger king it would be an hour wait.

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1 point

Unfortunately no. They serve Limited menu, you’d be through that line in 10 minutes or so

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1 point

I used to work for a chick fil a - ask me anything.

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10 points

Is it true that you had to perform oral sex on an effigy of Pat Robertson as a means of entering timecard punches?

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10 points

Only my manager. It was her punishment for being a lesbian.

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1 point

Do you still enjoy the taste of fried chicken?

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3 points

It was almost 20 years ago that I worked there, but yeah I still do. Used to get a spicy chicken wrap for my free meal everyday.

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8 points

I thought Tim Horton line ups were bad. Holy heck how do they even account for this at the city planning level?

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That’s the neat part: they don’t!

(Seriously, my city at least is so understaffed it’s like the wild fuckin’ west, with business owners doing whatever the Hell they want and betting they won’t get caught.)

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21 points

Gotta have that conservative christian chicken sandwich.

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13 points

We call it “Hate Chicken”.

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5 points

“Bigot Chicken” here.

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