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Afraid to look up what bionicpe lore is

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I’m pretty sure that’s in reference to a Lego toy line, “bionicle.”

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Bionicle lore is how many Hawaiian sounding made up names can we come up with? We’re gonna be pumping out these toy models. When kids got the set, we’re rebooting and making new villains and heroes for a new generation! And let’s just keep repeating this process for several years.

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Bionicle are these cool Lego sets:

The lore is about magical masks or something. I never really got into the lore but you could make cool monstrosities with the pieces.

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It’s SFW. But it’s a deep rabbit hole…

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deep rabbit hole

that, otoh, is not SFW

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What doing, Judy Hopps?

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Out of the loop. WTF is giggle bush?

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Another name for Marijuana.

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My first time I didn’t think anything was happening until…

My friends much older sister started talking to us and I couldn’t stop laughing, so I bit into a cheeseburger thinking that it would hide my laughing.

Looking back, she just saw some kid holding a cheeseburger up to his mouth and giggling nonstop.

She was like 15-20 years older, so she was more an adult than an older sister.

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Quality

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