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I thought death would be happy with this roll of the dice. I thought he had been after Kissinger or McConnell for years now.

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God I hope Trump doesn’t live to a 100

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The worst of us always live the longest.

People say “if there’s a god then why do these people live forever consequence free?”

I actually think it’s proof of a god. If you read the Bible he’s an absolute monster, a real piece of shit. That tracks with the worst of us getting the longest lives lol

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The worst of us always live the longest.

Jimmy Carter is 99. Granted the guy’s in hospice care, but still, almost 100.

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Yeah, but my sweet old grandma made it well into her 90s, so I’ll stick to there not being a god. The biblical god would have smitted her down long ago.

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I’m a simple man, I’ll believe when I meet him… not when a bunch of robed cultists with funny hats try to shame me into compliance.

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well yeah the worst of us can afford first class healthcare

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I hope Putin is in there too.

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We’re all in there, but we’re not all prizes for death. Sometimes we’re just a mood ring.

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A win is a win

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Holy shit! This is how I just found out that bastard finally died! WOOHOO! 🎉

I remember seeing this meme many times over the years with the caption of “Is Kissinger even in this thing!?” I guess he was! He still lived entirely too long, though.

I don’t know what the rules are on whether or not we can say things like “I hope he fucking suffered!” or similar, sooooo, I guess I won’t say anything like that.

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