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Early Access Cum for just 20 bucks!(lemmy.ml)

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queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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wtf who wants early access cum?

The wait is the point!

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Doog@lemmy.world
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It’s called Premature ejaculation and I can’t help it…

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lemmyseikai@lemmy.world
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I am confused. Isn’t Early Access cum just pre-cum? Why make it so complicated?

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rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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No, it’s premature ejaculation

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WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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That’s actually a really good deal.
The girls I get usually cost $150/h. And they don’t even have aeroplanes.

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Cjwii@lemm.ee
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I usually wait for a few months to a year after the cum is released before I play with it. There’s usually less bugs at that point.

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The dogspaw @midwest.social
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Seems like there would be more bugs that way but I’m not a developer

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pitninja@lemmy.pit.ninja
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Absolutely, and by that point they’ve released new content and side quests in the Cum Box update.

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Ricar2_2@lemmy.world
8 points

Sex 2…? I’m waiting on Cum Early Access to drop.

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EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
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Or just have sex with me, I’m good at accessing my cum earlier than I’d like.

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