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And overwhelmed by the number of people willing to discuss nuaced socio-political problems of states and governments.

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He would be very upset that most of these people are neither white nor land-owners.

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Franklin? He would probably just be amazed there are openly Bi people and would just embrace power of infinite flirting. That and the McNuggins.

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From everything i’ve heard of the founding fathers franklin seems like the only descent one.

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Not really. He could be a miserable bastard at times but all the sources agree he was very open minded and willing to accept the evidence of his eyes and honest arguments, condemning colonist atrocities against natives despite have quite a lot prejudice against them himself, freeing his own slaves, petitioning for abolition in Congress, etc.

He’d look around, say, “Well it seems to have worked out, where’s the whorehouses?”

No. His great failing was championing the concept of time-based workdays instead of task-based. Ie, most people left work when everything was done before he got involved.

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Ie, most people left work when everything was done before he got involved.

Well it’s a damned good thing we don’t use that system now, because everything is never done at big corporations.

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He would be even more upset that they only talk about such things online and then shirk their voting responsibilities.

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He might’ve been more interested in some antibiotics for syphillis lmao

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Should probably grab some dentures for Washington

Oh and get him to tell Washington not to let doctors drain half his blood too

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Lol all the sex jokes, this one hits.

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Not really a joke, though. Back in the old days Syphilis was an untreatable disease causing rampant infertility as well as disfigurement and debilitating pain.

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Wasn’t that already more or less proven by bill and ted?

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Such a good documentary.

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Benny would be too distracted with Tinder to give a shit about McChickens

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Only if there are GILFs on Tinder.

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Pretty sure Ben Franklin is rated E for everyone

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I agree of course but he did prefer his Congress to have experience.

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Oh they got plenty of GILFs on the other sites! Dated some bangers and just married one last Friday!

LOL, she’s 52, so we’ll see what happens in 8 years.

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