I take offense to this as someone who hasn’t even started shopping yet.
I squirrel away things I find through the year to ease my winter burden. The hard part for me is not giving the things right away so I don’t have to go buy something else. My SO especially has a hard time remembering that that gift in June WAS Xmas, so no, we are not spending bunches of money on whatever it is you want now. When we hit the lottery, then we can do both.
as a clutz it feels good until I check out the angle I cut across
Until it stops randomly and tears at a 90° angle from the direction you were going…
KrrrrSCHHHHRRRRRRRRkt