unironically calls people wagies

Sounds pretty beta to me

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Believes in the whole “alpha-beta” shtick.

So definitely a “beta”.

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True alphas like me know it’s all bullshit.

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Fun fact: in nature, alphas are parents and betas are their children. Omegas are grannies.

So if you live in mum’s basement, you’re definitely a beta

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Are sigmas the weird uncle?

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Unironically ironically calls people beta

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As in wage slave or something?

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Yes lol

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nah that’s the right response. there’s nothing to be said. you came in for a burger, they cant give you a burger, no need to waste more time than that

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While that does seem efficient, there’s no way I wouldn’t be too curious to ask what in the living hell is going on that a McDonald’s can’t produce a burger.

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Anon probably banned from this McD due to prior incidents

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I went to a burger king and they didn’t have any chicken patties, because of supply issues during covid. So I ordered something else.

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I went to a KFC once that didn’t have any chicken.

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At least you asked why they couldn’t give you a chicken burger.

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So I ordered something else.

What? What does this even mean?! I’d have flown to the opposite side of the country to find a location that has what I want. Y’know, like a normal person.

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One time I was about done with my order when I said that I wanted curly fries with it. When the cashier said they don’t have them atm I’d let them cancel my order and left. No shame in that

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But they DO have a cheeseburger on the menu. So either they were out or the clerk was just fucking with him.

Whatever the case may be, anon IS a beta for just accepting no as answer and not trying to figure out which of these was true.

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So either they were out or the clerk was just fucking with him.

Or they made it up. I know it is shocking, but people sometimes lie on the internet.

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No they don’t!

Wait… then you would be lying on the Internet

-brain explodes-

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Honestly I want to do this sometimes when someone pulls into my Burger King drive thru and asks if we have a cheeseburger meal.

Burger King.

Asking if we have a cheeseburger meal.

No sorry you’ll have to go somewhere else.

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“Sir, it’s called a Whopper with cheese. Unless you order it that way, I am legally not allowed to fulfill your order.”

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SIR THIS IS A BURGER KING

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> Work at mcdonalds

> All out of burgers until the delivery in 2 hours.

> Still breakfast hours.

> Guy rolls up “Yeah can I get a cheeseburger”

> Shocked at his question.

> Just flat out say “no.”

> Awkward silence

> Car Drives off

> 2 hours later get delivery

Do you think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

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