May your days be filled with gold plated latinum and yamok sauce.
15 points
The perfect gift this holiday season!
Only 12 slips! 14 slips for the silent model.
8 points
Greed is eternal.
5 points
Quark: “Merry me! One and all!”
You know what? I am absolutely surprised they didn’t try to make a Ferangi take on A Christmas Carol at any point during DS9’s run. Shocked, even.
3 points
My face when I surprise orgasm…!
2 points
The hell is Quarkmas? On this ship we celebrate Space Yule or Yule be sorry.
