i hate to say it, but just like capitalist santa, acab santa isn’t real

I can’t believe Kyle Gass from Tenacious D went to prison just to stab Chauvin

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This is not the greatest Kyle in the world. This is just a tribute.

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That’s the smiling face of a man who does regular cock push-ups

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https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/12/02/viral-photo-falsely-claims-to-show-man-who-stabbed-derek-chauvin/?sh=1c547fa02881

Using reverse-image search tools I was able to determine the photo actually shows John ‘Shelby’ Amos II, a 71-year-old man who passed away this week in Georgia. Amos was a longtime member of the Aflac insurance company board of directors, according to an obituary published on the website of WTVM in Georgia. And Amos had absolutely nothing to do with Chauvin being stabbed.

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Damn lmao

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God I hope this gives some cop somewhere some hesitation before fucking with someone

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How to send this money to this guy’s commissary account:

Name: John Turscak

Register Number: 14098-074

Age: 52

Race: White

Sex: Male

Release Date: 06/03/26

Location: USP Tucson

Follow the instructions at this link:

https://www.bop.gov/inmates/communications.jsp#wu

A polite recommendation is to provide him with a sum of money which ends in 22 cents.

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Why ending in 22 cents?

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Inmate charged with stabbing George Floyd killer Derek Chauvin 22 times

The symbolism might be lost on him if it’s one donation (although he seems clued up on this stuff and prisoners, famously, have plenty of time on their hands to think) but if he gets multiple donations from strangers that end in 22 cents he’s gonna get the message loud and clear.

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$13.12 might also be a good one.

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First thing Monday, after I get my bank account out of the red I’m sending him a few bucks

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Is this anti-chauvinist action?

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Holy hell!

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