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Katana - because katana

First aid kit - for accidental cuts from katana

Flashlight - to see how much I’m bleeding

Two-man tent - place to swing katana in a way that will end up cutting me

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Phew. For a second I was concerned for the dog. The internet is a dark place

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Yeah, I was wondering why there was no peanut butter in the mix 🤣.

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You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.

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Solar panel’s not on there.

NO PORN FOR YOU. OFF TO HORNY JAIL WITH YOU.

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  1. Flashlight - to find my shotgun in the dark.

  2. Shotgun - Im going to cobain me out of this shit

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2 picks gang!

Machete & motorbike.

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Don’t forget the video camera to film it, then you can pick one item of your choice to be your loot drop for finding the set piece you just made in a left4dead level.

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  • Water purifier because I need water!!!
  • first aid kit because not having a first aid kit is a very stupid idea
  • flashlight because I will need to find my way through the many empty building and shit
  • machete because it is quite useful as both a tool and weapon
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Body armor - protection against bites Crossbow - silent weapon, semi unlimited ammo, hunting Machete - good weapon/tool Fire axe - for looting abandoned buildings/emergency escapes.

Then I’d head off into the woods and start building a tree house.

Parachute cord should really be on the list, though.

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