As a fellow olive lover, this looks delicious!
Yeah it does. I ordered pineapple and olive this weekend and they gave me like, 6 olives on the whole thing, so I’m very jealous.
The whole glass? Yes, the whole glass.
As an olive hater and tomato sauce purist:
that’s not even a pizza anymore.
Tomato sauce purist you say…
You realize tomatoes are not native to Europe at all? They are native to South America and weren’t introduced to Italy until the 1500s. Even if you consider pizza at all to be Italian, the pizzas we know are a far cry from true Italian pizza.
I guess every culture that came to the conclusion to make some kind of bread at some point in time eventually put stuff on that bread. Like leftovers. The question is, do we call that a pizza… Or is it a flat sandwich or something…
Yup. Pizza as a word to mean a flatbread with toppings pre-date the arrival of tomatoes in Europe by a good 1400 years ish.
Just like how ketchup originally was just kind of a type of plant matter derived sauce with a runny consistency that utilized a fair amount of salt. Tomato ketchup was at one point a fairly new fangled novelty as for the longest time the favoured version of it was made of mushrooms.
The tomato more than most tends to just take over certain parts of food culture and drives out all other varieties. It’s kind of the cuckoo of the food world.
Bread was invented in Egypt so by your standards “true Italian” pizza can’t have that either.
My favorite kinda pizza comes from Detroit. Runner up: Chicago. Italian style pizza isn’t even in contention :P
Just give me all the bacon and eggs olives you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs olives.” What I said was, “Give me all the bacon and eggs olives you have”. Do you understand?
Got any fried chicken?
Best damn chicken in the state.
Bring me four fried chickens, and a Coke.
You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Four fried chickens. And a Coke.
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Nah, it’s a lonely birthday order. Those have immunity before the pizza criminal courts. As have “I was just cheated on” and "my pet died* orders. Ohy and "fuck this sounds disgusting but I’m pregnant so this ain’t even the weirdest shit I’ve eaten in the last week " orders
I believe the exception is towards ordering to satisfy strong emotions. There are exceptions to the exception, but yeah. Pizza ordered to assist with the processing of significant feels is generally exempt from litigation.
