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The LGBTQ does not steal your money, they steal your sex!

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“If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?”

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You went wrong at “convincing”. Send it, hope for the best ;)

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Dang LGBTQ came by and turned me gay. Now I can’t stop fantasizing over other women! I mean, gestures wildly up and down

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That’s fine. I’m not using it right now anyway.

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They don’t want your money, honey, they want your love

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Aw, that’s lovely 🥰

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I knew it!

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True story, the US is a state founded by immigrants.

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If anything that’s an argument against immigration, considering what happened to the people that lived there before

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Too bad the US is not what the natives made it to be 🤷… they didn’t like what the immigrants did, but money is a very powerful thing.

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Well as long as they promise not to systematically murder us with vastly superior technology

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no no, I’m not the child of immigrants! I’m iTaLiAn AmeRiCan, gosh.

/s

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Illegal immigrants, no less.

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And before the decade-long process of today, even the legal immigrants had it way easier.

Want to be an American? Great*, get on a boat, avoid icebergs, get off the boat at a port of entry, and talk to someone who will misspell your name.

^* ^Experiences ^may ^vary ^based ^on ^the ^foreign ^scapegoat ^at ^the ^time.

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Relevance?

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The rich Americans are seldomly native Amaricans, so the meme is right about the immigrants holding all the money.

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But there’s that one really rich Native American dude with the casino so it’s ok

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You climb to the top panels and start munching.

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You mean the right is wrong… not helpful either sorry

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and on the right… nothing’s left… 😔

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Immigrants. I always knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them

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I’d like to buy your rock

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I read “cock” 💀

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Settle down, chairman moe! But, just to nitpick, what he says sounds a lot more like “immigants” to me. Which when I originally saw the scene, was the icing on the cake.

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Immigrants? So elongated muskrat?

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Exactly. normally when we think “immigrants” we think of the peniless illegal people who crawl under the fence or swim around it. No. The real enemy immigrants are the wealthies.

Especially the ones buying up all our real estate so houses sit empty and cost too much for anyone to live in them.

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