I grabbed a corn dog the other day from AM/PM and the cashier asked if I wanted mustard or ketchup and then when I said no thank you, gave me a look like I had grown a second head.

I like the corn dog. It’s not just a sauce conveyance vessel. And I only sometimes eat the stick too.

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I feel like it needs butter tbh. That being said I haven’t tried one. Can’t eat corn.

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Oh. My. God.

You’re a genius!

I’m sure you could make a corn dog analogue that’s close enough without cornmeal based batter. Heck, use breakfast sausage, dip in pancake batter, deep fry. Best pigs in a blanket ever. 🤤

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A wheat dog is basically a hot dog in a bun anyway, so yeah it would probably be tasty. Salt free butter probably.

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You’ve never corndogged?

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So how do you know one would regret eating 7 if you’ve never eaten 1? 🤔

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I know you won’t.

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1400-1600 calories, only 180% of daily sodium requirement… If you had a light breakfast and it’s the only other thing you eat that day it’s not that bad. You might want to get some more fiber (Not the stick though), and a multivitamin wouldn’t hurt.

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There’s fiber in the sticks

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I didn’t mention the sticks and you got me mid-edit. Fine, you can eat the sticks but you gotta chew real hard. You don’t want slivers…

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Why not? You get a free throat scrapping.

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If you just suck on them they’ll be moist and ready to gobble down

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Mustard adds basically no calories too. So mustard that shit up.

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Why y’all hate corn dogs here? I tried some once and they were fine. Not great but pretty decent.

I should add I’m not American. So corn dogs over here might be different

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But did you try seven?

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Does eating a box of 10 count?

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Probably. If you eat ten you have eaten seven.

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No it was just 2 lmao.

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I think I was a year into living on my own when I realised I could eat whatever I wanted. I have a distinct memory of walking from the microwave at work with two paper cups stuffed with dogs, and more between my fingers, like a corn dog wolverine.

I probably had malnutrition because I didn’t know how to feed myself for shit lol no wonder I was starving

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I’ll fuck with a dozen corn dogs but I’m not eating the bones, that’s just crazy

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True, I prefer boneless corn dogs anyway

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Does this mean that pigs in a blanket are actually just corn dog nuggets?

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