T minus 2 years until we have to retire the volcel police bit because British upper class sexual psychosis has made it redundant
The people’s VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!
MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!
Smh even the volcel police need the volcel police
Gee, let’s just deploy more dystopian surveillance tech, I assure you for the benefit of the children
The year is 2084 and the British high monarchy has just ruled that gooning is a capital offense – a crime even more serious than adding spices to nutrient paste rations (British food)
Oi mate you got a jerkin loicense
In khommulist Chyna, big brother watches you cum