T minus 2 years until we have to retire the volcel police bit because British upper class sexual psychosis has made it redundant

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The people’s VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

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Whoa, fresh pasta!

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MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

Smh even the volcel police need the volcel police

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The people’s VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

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The pornographers have hitherto only interpreted cumming in various ways. The point, however, is to change it.

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Gee, let’s just deploy more dystopian surveillance tech, I assure you for the benefit of the children

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The year is 2084 and the British high monarchy has just ruled that gooning is a capital offense – a crime even more serious than adding spices to nutrient paste rations (British food)

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Oi mate you got a jerkin loicense

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In khommulist Chyna, big brother watches you cum

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big brother watches you cum

They don’t merely watch you come, they make you come via machines and incest…

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