123 points

Thanks for the red circle, I wouldn’t have known what to read otherwise

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It’s missing a emoji so I know how to react tho

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25 points

And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??

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9 points

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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2 points

😉?

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Highest killcount listed is 300 as a single individual.

So 301 would be a fun world record attempt

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Proven is 193. It’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove in court.

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36 points

I killed 194, but they all went to another school.

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2 points

Username checks out …

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“Your honor, I would to present evidence that I have in fact killed 301 people not 133 like the prosecutors seem to claim”

“You are aware this will only worse your case right?”

“I’m trying to beat a record here ok?”

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18 points

There is a number between 1 and probably 20 where the punishment for the number of people you kill doesn’t really make a difference.

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2 points

Must’ve gotten 6 stars

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It probably was there at some point. Here’s an edit page where someone undid the edit adding “You can help expanding this list by killing people!” (Poor grammar copied as is)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MobileDiff/1135793049

If you looked far back enough, you could probably find the phrase in the picture.

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23 points

They asked nicely, so you can’t kill people.

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15 points

Murderers have been cancelled

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11 points

Stupid woke anti-murder cancel culture. In my day, we got murdered 3 times a week uphill both ways, and we were grateful!

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9 points

You can expand the list legally by discovering more serial killers.

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20 points

Caaaaaaaaarl!

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Oh come on, I only stabbed him 37 times.

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5 points

I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

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4 points

What is wrong with you Carl?

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Well, I kill people and I eat hands. That’s two things.

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