19 points

Coffee in the case of Janeway … Or candy … or chips … Or donuts … Or an herbal tea

You just offer a distraction and the adult will step aside.

I know because you can give me a bag of chips and I’ll let you do whatever you want to my laptop.

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Pringles?

me nefariously installing linux on your laptop

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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Pringles! … here is my info … give me a shipping address to send my laptop

Ron A. Rausch
3295 Princess St
Kingston, ON K7L 1C2

Mother’s maiden name Colunga
SIN 083 704 486
Geo coordinates 44.253199, -76.426152
Phone 613-533-1643
Country code 1
Birthday May 23, 1961
Age 62 years old
Tropical zodiac Gemini
Username Fortiong61
Password Ahl1iePai2u
Visa 4539 2318 8318 6333
Expires 8/2026
CVV2 373
Company Life Map
Occupation Pipelayer
Height 5’ 7" (170 centimeters)
Weight 237.4 pounds (107.9 kilograms)
Blood type B+
UPS tracking number 1Z 150 293 65 9808 210 7
Western Union MTCN 1805921668
MoneyGram MTCN 02591927
Favorite color Blue
Vehicle 1993 BMW 856
(if you read this far and actually believe this …
I generated the info from
www . fakenamegenerator . com)

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UPS tracking number 1Z 150 293 65 9808 210 7

Letting the real secrets out.

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That may work for them, but not my grandma. She just turned 98! I couldn’t fathom teaching her to use a minimalist, multifunction, touch sensitive remote… let alone how to navigate multiple, terrible UI’s. It’s the only reason my parents still have conventional cable.

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5 points

98! wow … lucky you … if my grandmother was still around, I’d operate everything for her myself and allow her to use me as her personal butler. I’d want to make her life as easy as possible.

Good for you and I hope she is happy and well … we should be so lucky to see as much life as she has … my best wishes to her and your family.

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Thank you for your praise and understanding. My family and I do what we can to ensure she’s comfortable and taken care of. Her husband, my grandpa, passed in '94. We like to joke that she sapped his life force in order to carry on. Sometimes she starts talking to us in Tagalog, but I’m a second gen half-breed who never learned the language outside of important food items. It’s an adventure, if nothing else.

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8 points

Is there some kind of law that consumer electronics have to have a terrible UI? It’s pretty much just smartphones and computers that don’t totally suck.

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2 points

Universal remote. I did that up for my husband’s grandma ‘just press this button and your show comes on’

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I always thought that game was just a Lights-Out toy, but with multiple faces and not just a single board.

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Seems like it. Just a few rungs of difficulty below kaltoh.

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8 points

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Kaltoh operates on straight magic.

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9 points

Kaltoh is programmed to troll the player.

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8 points

Modern smart TVs have so many “features”. I’m glad to use Kodi

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This is my dad in a nutshell. I’ll tell him about something simple on either his laptop or on whatever app he’s using on the smart TV and he’ll tell me to be quiet and that he can figure it out. I definitely think it’s a pride thing in us males. That, or he’s getting old and doesn’t want to deal with the realization that he doesn’t fully understand modern technology anymore.

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9 points

My dad used to absolutely love gadgets, but couldn’t understand how to work any of them. So he’d buy the latest tech of whatever interested him, try it once or twice, get tired of trying to figure it out, then let it sit in a closet for a year until I asked if I could have it and he said yes.

That’s how I ended up having stuff like a video titling system for home video tapes in the 90s and could make cool title screens for all the videos I pirated.

Oh yeah, he also had a dual-deck VCR which had the ability to beat the VHS anti-piracy technology. Now that he did figure out how to use and we copied a lot of stuff from the video store. Also, to his credit, he did know how to program a VCR.

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6 points

Any y’all SmartTV users know how to eliminate the excess telemetry the TV uses to eat up my bandwidth?

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2 points

Pi hole

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Yeah? I got one half assembled on my desk right this moment! I feel a little sheepish, though, because I got the SD card set up with Raspbian Lite as per a guide on AdaFruit, but, uh… I don’t know what terminal program I’m supposed to launch to talk to the dang thing! 😅 the guides on the site seem mostly based for Linux and I’m working on Windows. I feel silly to be stuck at this step as I feel once I cross it, I should be good with the rest of the guide.

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On windows you have cmd (basic) and powershell (for powerusers). You probably want to use the ssh command in the terminal you choose to use. Check out a connecting to raspberry pi from windows guide, loads of them.

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5 points

Use a dumb TV and a HTPC

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That was both my boyfriend and I’s preference, but we got offered a free TV when we needed one, and that’s a hard price to beat, especially in these times. I’m hoping the PiHole will do the trick.

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3 points

Set your browser up with a good private DNS. I use Control D, which you can use to block a lot of annoying crap.

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