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Studying for 65 years under a shaolin monk who has a secret technique for performing fine motor skills while under general anesthetic is the missing step 2.5.

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Everyone’s just looking past step 2? Call emergency services and then create a sterile field … by putting on a mask and gloves. I want a mask and glove that creates a sterile field just by putting them on.

The whole set of steps is rife with ridiculous.

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Mask and Gloves of Sterility
wondrous item, rare

While wearing this set of items, you create a 10-foot radius of sterility. The area suppresses disease and halves necrotic damage dealt within its radius.

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5 points

Like any step after you have fallen asleep.

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10 points

You’re supposed to walk around with your appendix sticking out? I guess that prevents complications if it ruptures

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Hey I read about some new device that lets you put work hours in from your sleep! So doing this doesn’t seem far off.

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