If you’re paying, you can eat a slice and throw the rest in the face of a gay hobo or something. No need for friends.

That sounds like it would taste pretty good, but I just have no desire to stand in the blazing hot parking lot of a Costco with a group of strangers all furiously wolfing down a pound of chocolate pie each lol

Just having critters to split things with would make so many things more tryable :-\

bro has never heard of refrigeration

I will tell you, it’s the most delicious pie ever, but you can’t eat more than 1/8th at a time without feeling blah. The good part is that it can be frozen and it’s BETTER after freezing. Like a pie made of resees ice cream.