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state route 88… hehehe

A tweet from a different thread

Needing a passport to fish the Feather and Yuba Rivers is going to be tough

19 points

Nothing says “Republican” like swaths of the central valley that are 70% impoverished Latinos who work in agriculture/shipping/service industries

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Would have been smarter to do it with Texas

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18 points

Austinites declaring independence from Texas, then all the surrounding suburbs declaring independence from Austin, then the rural regions declaring independence from the suburban shitlibs, in a radial shockwave of new microstates that all insist on having closed borders.

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7 points

It’s the most texican thing.

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11 points

I’ve been to Roseville once. The car share driver was a who was ranting about (cw misogyny)

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“that ugly bitch Hillary”

to a car full of strangers.

I did my leftist duty and tattled on him to his boss.

Been aggressively tailgated by lifted truck bros in Yuba city.

Was told by Fresno friends that Clovis is where all the white farmowners live

Bakersfield is Kevin McCarthy’s district, enough said. Plus the reputation “Bakos” have on the central coast

Irvine was home to many neonazis/nazi punks in the 80s/90s. At one point, Orange County had 38 chapters of the John Birch Society

San Diego is 3 military bases in a trench coat, pretending to be a city.

They also left out Temecula and it’s mcmansion brodozer hellscape

California has over 5 million Republican voters, the same amount as Florida.

Why did I ever leave California?

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Orange County had 38 chapters of the John Birch Society

How many did they really have?

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6 points

Only 38 (paywall)

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Holy crap.

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It’s funny they can’t even include Redding in their shitty republican state.

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9 points

They want to bantustan… Themselves?

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16 points

I think this is a parody of similar maps for a Palestine two-state solution

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4 points

It’ makes more sense in that context.

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