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Claims to be in the American wilderness

uses Metric

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Some Americans do see sense.

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South Americans.

Every red white and blue blooded American uses the foot!

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9 points

Well you gotta use both feet if you’re going hiking

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7 points

Perhaps lost some.

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Unlike with longer distances and temperature, Americans don’t strictly use imperial for shorter distances (m, cm, mm). It’s on all of the signs and stuff, but we learn metric in school as well as how to convert to and from. In university-level physics classes, they almost solely use metric. So as an American myself, I didn’t bat an eye at him using meters. But if they said that it was 30C outside…

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It helps that meters and yards are very similar in size. Of course they drift as the distances get larger but in my mind 300m is a pretty reasonable thing to visualize. Just a tad larger than 300yd—about 3 football fields (Inb4 stereotype)

Km though? I still struggle to compare it to a mile. When someone says “50km” my mind has a hard time imperializing it. What’s that, like 35 miles?

Maybe memorizing how the km lines up with the mi on my car speedometer would help.

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think fibonacci sequence and you’re in good shape

34 comes before 55, then 3 comes before 5, so 50 km is (55-5) km = (34-3) mi = 31. It works shockingly well

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50km is about 30 miles. An easy way to remember if you’re into fast cars is 0-60mph =~ 0-100kph

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31 miles.

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Personally know several metric nuts who insist on using metric in their day-to-day life.

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23 points

Well, a metric nut would be screwed trying to go imperial…

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22 points

“Metric nut” sounds like there’s a measurement to their insanity in the metric system

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A 12mm nut.

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I find metric nuts and bolts are much easier to acquire cheaply

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6 points

On holiday?

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Ever heard of a vacation?

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How many inches is that?

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A big chunk (a majority?) of the North American wilderness is in countries that use metric.

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34 points

No Canadian would go into the wilderness and say they went into the American wilderness…

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2 points

Maybe they went to Detroit?

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They can use the word “American” when they join us.

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Family has never walked 300m

American

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I swear yal post/upvote the most normie greentexts. Where’s the crazy off the wall shit?

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On 4chan

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The crazy ones I’ve posted get downvoted to hell. People seem to equate laughing at Anon with supporting whatever craziness Anon has written.

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17 points

Lemmy has no chill lol. We might even be more prudish than Reddit. My guess is our demographic skews older so people here don’t care for “dank” content as much.

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11 points

Almost ever community is way too serious. They need to remove the stick from their ass.

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Yeah, lemmy is a strange audience

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Sounds like a failure to set good expectations. Sure there are times people just don’t listen, but if everyone else is saying this kind of thing, maybe there’s a common factor…

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Maybe. On the other hand, 300m takes about 3-4 minutes, so you’d have to wonder about what the expectations were.

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The best way to find people to go on hikes with is on hikes

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Also good way to find psychopaths

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I despise 99% of scp but that sounds like a fun idea for one.

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