The ‘Save the Children Convoy’ is struggling as organizers accuse one another of being ‘undercover cops’ or planning ‘violence’ and ‘terrorism’

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Berry says the convoy wants to save children from the “human trafficking industry,”

Sounds like pizzagate

but also from “mandating the shots to kids and kids getting sick

Anti-vaxx disinformation

and frigging education and all the stuff they’re teaching them in schools

Anti-education disinformation

and the trans agenda [and], gender dysphoria – all of these things.”

Anti-trans moral panic fueled by disinformation

he and others have shared graphics claiming “the World Health Organization and the United Nations are instructing elementary schools around the world to have pedophilia normalized.”

Anti-LGBTQ moral panic fueled by disinformation

and the math agenda

Ah yes the tyranny of math

You know what really helps solve these imaginary issues? Blocking traffic in Canadian cities, inconveniencing random people, and committing acts of terrorism. Brilliant plan, fuckwits. If only they cared about real issues as much as their imaginary ones.


Oh and then there’s this gem:

The “Save the Children Convoy,” a spin-off of recent anti-2SLGBTQ+ protests targeting schools and drag storytime events as well as loosely inspired by the controversial film “Sound of Freedom,” is being planned for Toronto in late summer or early fall. …
This week, reports surfaced that one of the Sound of Freedom’s original funders had been arrested on child kidnapping charges in Missouri.

“We have met the enemy and they are us.”

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You beat me to it on that last line, but I’ll highlight some others [emphasis mine]:

Berry is even more pointed about his concerns in the convoy’s private Facebook group where he and others have shared graphics claiming “the World Health Organization and the United Nations are instructing elementary schools around the world to have pedophilia normalized.”

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Phillips says Sager’s comments point to the influence of “sovereign citizen ideology.”

As soon as I saw the headline, I wondered if Romana Didulo would be mentioned. She’s a conspiracy nutbag who declared herself the Queen of Canada and started her cult of followers caravanning back and forth throughout Canada. She’s been active since 2020. There’s a fascinating look at her org at Vice. She wasn’t mentioned in the original article, however.

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The QAnonAnonymous podcast just did an episode about this lady too.

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Well, if Her Majesty Roman Dildo Romana Didulo I, Queen of Canada, isn’t endorsing it, must be fake gnus.

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I can “understand” what they dislike about everything here except for … math? Like, what? What could anyone possibly have against math?

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They seem to hate and vilify what they don’t understand.

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Let us just say they hate a lot of things.

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Maybe they are fans of Terrance Howard’s new math?

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It’s those fuckin’ numbers, man! I keep trying to make them do what I say, but they keep responding rationally. I want 2+2 to equal 5, but they won’t fuckin’ listen!

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Idk man I’m pretty sure the number 6 transitioned from number 9 and now wants to have sex with children.

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My wife just got back from a literal math conference with fellow math researchers. I asked her what the math agenda is and she said snacks & coffee at 10am because everyone was tired from being up early to make it to the conference.

I’ll let you know if any other nefarious math-based plots are exposed.

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Lol my daughter teaches math, I’ll find out what she knows and we can compare notes

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Yeah, math leads to logic; it’s a slippery slope.

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It is so dumb that I would not even consider this line to be good satire. Yet, here we are, they literally hate math because it leads to logic.

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I use it professionally and I hate it

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What’s the 2SL part mean?

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Had to google it. Evidently, 2-spirits, (native American tradition of non-binary.) The ever-lengthening acronym keeps growing…

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Sexuality is complicated, so apparently is making an acronym that includes everything that’s not cis-straight lol

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You know, I’ve always wondered if there’s any animosity from the other groups since they get two letters but everyone else only gets one…

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The theories and basis are always the same for centuries. They only wrapped them with a new tinfoil.

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“We have has met the enemy 'n 'm 'ee and they are is us.”

FTFY

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Got keep them safe from Big Pythagoras

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Triangles are scary

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Well it is a gateway to calculus, soon you’ll be able to be closer to understanding problems that include changing values like acceleration. Okay I may be misremembering calculus but there was way more Pythagoras theorum involved than you’d guess at first look.

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Big Dick Pythagoras is what they used to call him actually. That hypotenuse shit just really isn’t safe for the children.

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He learned they were teaching Arabic numerals and now he’s afraid of al gebra.

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haha, wasn’t there a video where they asked people about teaching arabic numbers in school and they got really mad. what a great way to reveal your ignorance and xenophobia in one reaction.

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It’s about time someone stood up to math.

If god wanted us to count past ten we’d have more fingers.

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They’re called toes. If God didn’t want us to use them we would have been born with shoes!

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Thou shall use a base20 numerical system

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Those piggies are gods shame, we must cover our feet so god cannot see our toes.

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That’s why god gave us the Finger Lakes

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maybe they meant meth? or they’ve got a deep-seated fear of trigonometry?

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I don’t think these people are fearing meth.

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Yeah the are probably on it.

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Nah, they’re fine with meth. Math scares them because they can’t twist it to fit their bigoted beliefs, they’ve tried their little hearts out tho.

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They should go hand in hand honestly. How do you figure out if you got shorted on your ice if you can’t to math?

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Later in the story they talk about the supposed MAP (or “minor-attracted persons”) agenda – maybe “the Math Agenda” was a misspeak referring to that?

But on the other hand, these people are also lunatics so 🤷

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You are looking for mathematical logic where there isn’t one.

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Save the children from meth! Save it all for the kill-billies who organized this protest!

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It is of acute importance to stay vigilant of mathematicians; we cannot go on tangents and let their plots divide us. I’m sure they’re integrating themselves into positions of power, and knowing even a fraction of their schemes could be of prime significance to factoring out their plans to subtract our freedoms.

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PI IS EQUAL TO THREE!

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I’ve got a math degree, can definitely say I felt like a victim at times

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I’ve got a math degree, can definitely say I felt like a victim at times

QED.

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Could be this? https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/17/us/florida-math-textbooks-critical-race-theory

“ DeSantis said state officials “got rid” of Common Core, a standardized teaching method rolled out in 2010. The method requires children to group numbers to solve arithmetic problems, rather than the vertical “carry the one” method familiar to most adults. The approach goes beyond simple computation to emphasize deeper mathematical concepts. The department said some of the rejected textbooks incorporated Social and Emotional Learning (SEL) and references to critical race theory – two frameworks or philosophies that some conservative groups claim are being used to indoctrinate students. Some schools around the country have recently used SEL strategies to help students cope with stress and the impacts of the Covid-19 pandemic. The Collaborative for Academic, Social and Emotional Learning defines SEL as a teaching framework aimed at helping “young people and adults acquire and apply the knowledge, skills, and attitudes to develop healthy identities, manage emotions and achieve personal and collective goals, feel and show empathy for others, establish and maintain supportive relationships, and make responsible and caring decisions.” More than a dozen states have set standards for teaching SEL in grade schools, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures. But as more states consider SEL strategies, conservative groups have claimed critical race theory is embedded into the framework.”

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A lot of comments are rightfully laughing at these morons for their infighting and incompetence, but we need to stay vigilant as this is a rising fascist movement. Sure right now it’s not well organized and has loonies running the show, but eventually they may attract a very smart evil person into the ranks who could actually grow the movement to critical mass.

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They are already part of the “base” that Squinty McProudBoy is building.

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Anyone thinking Canada doesn’t have a mental health crisis, well here’s the proof.

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So the message is entirely generic. I guess anyone with that message can join. Should we all just join the convoy in a bid to “save the children” from these people?

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Sometimes it is so dumb it works. The previous convoy was also a “pick your own cause” mess, and I think this helped the movement gather support because a large group of people thought it was for a bunch of good causes like worker rights. In reality it was a loon anti-vax, anti-liberal movement and the organizers wanted the government to resign and give them political positions. not kidding.

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