Do you think there are lazy jerks on the Enterprise who only take the turbolift up one deck, holding it up for everyone else?
For sure. And don’t get me started on all the people who stop it mid-way through to have a conversation.
Every time that happens, I picture some poor ensign who desperately needs to get somewhere just waiting by the turbolift as Deanna and Picard have a heart-to-heart for 5 minutes.
Makes me wonder: are there stairs on a starship? I only know the turbo lift and jeffry tubes and I get when people prefer the former
Well yeah, what are they gonna do, take the tubes? I’d sooner ask for a site to site…
No stairs, only ladders, Jeffreys tubes and turbo shafts (you better turbo climb through or you get turned into turbo jam).
If you’re in the far future though, you get the whole TARDIS interior of the turbo shaft network
It’s much easier to jump, just remember to pump up your reeboks first 👍
I’ve had bad dreams like this, with just crazy high staircase or scaffolding, and it’s absolutely terrifying to a guy with a fear of heights
I was gonna suggest a shuttle, but then there’s all the shuttle crashes. I wonder which there’s more of.
