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It will live in a folder with:

Spreadsheet(1).xls Spreadsheet - shortcut.lnk Spreadsheet(2) - Copy.xls New Spreadsheet - DO NOT USE.xls

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I have colleagues who have 20 copies of the same document with slight variations named like this in a folder. I honestly don’t understand how they function at work.

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16 points

Sort by last modified

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I work in Finance at my company and we always save revised copies for Excel files instead of saving over.

But we also have strict rules on it. File name is always “xxxx_Workbook Template Name_MMDDYY.xlsx” or “_YYYY_MM.xlsx”, depending on how often it gets updated.

Older versions get moved to a subfolder. It helps us go back and find out what something was if there was a mistake or revert back if Excel done fucks up.

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5 points

Could just use git…

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Almost 24 hours and no one has commented on MMDDYY? I don’t know whether to be proud or disappointed.

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2 points

Do people in your company know that there’s something called Windows File History?

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That’s just version control but worse!

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4 points

Could be they don’t.

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3 points

Every tech noob user I see. Worse if it’s mac because 1) I cannot use it for the life of me and 2) almost every Mac user stores it in the same default downloads folder and won’t know what path it’s in unless they use the Finder tool.

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It probably makes sense to them. I’m sure they’re looking at your git workflow wondering how you function!

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Nah, because when I ask them for info they stare at their directory and have to randomly open files for 20 minutes until they land on the item of interest…

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56 points

IT guy here, Excel is a data analytics tool, not a database, not a word processor, not a sales system, not a photo album, not a notepad, not a paint program.

If at anytime you are treating Excel as a database, you are doing it wrong, and you deserve me mocking you when asking for help recovering it when it breaks, I won’t as I am not a dick, but if I did, you would deserve it.

If you want a database, build an SQL database, or have someone build it for you, not me.

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30 points

Whew, glad you didn’t say it wasn’t a password manager…

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11 points

My old boss used it a password manager, no kidding…

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5 points

My old company had a saved spreadsheet on the O:drive called “Passwords”

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2 points

My dad uses it as a password manager

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2 points

Our users have had access to Password Safe, then Keepass, then LastPass, now Keeper. Guess what still pops up in screen shares.

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I work for a Fortune 500 company and I can tell you the reason why excel (and Google sheets) are used inappropriately is because cyber data controls make creating and maintaining a database very hard. Not only that but the skills required to know how to make a table in a spreadsheet is nowhere near the skills required to deploy, maintain, and provision a database table.

Spreadsheets don’t require a UI to be built. People don’t have to learn a new app just to be able to see data.

I’m an IT guy too and I’m the first to tell you that spreadsheets suck. But when it takes an act of a board to create new tables in a database, I tell ya…might as well just use spreadsheets.

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17 points

Excel is a game dev and game test kit.

Like Snakes, Bowman, CimCity, etc

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The problem is, people dig to deep into excel functions, some of them could easily build a database or do some programming (if/else), but they know nothing outside of their ms-office -ecosystem.

Just a hint for ms-office devs, why not a low-code-builder with SQL backend. Just call it squirrel or powersql or something.

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It’s more than just knowing things outside the ms office ecosystem. People use the tools they have. So when IT locks down the whole system and it takes an act of God to get anything else installed, you find ways to hammer that nail with whatever blunt object you have in hand.

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2 points

I see you’re in enterprise.

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9 points

MS Access is a thing…

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14 points

And it’s terrible.

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4 points

Power Platform with dataverse is essentially this

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Its not that simple.

Yes, there are the people who think there is genuinely no problem with this. Just like there are people who will never delete a line of code in favor of commenting everything and who refuse to write commit messages no matter how many times their co-workers beg them to.

But, generally, people know it is a horrible workflow and is prone to failure. But there is no time and resources available to revamp the entire system. Because that likely involves going “offline” for the migration as well as the subsequent retraining. Its no different than the technical debt we all laugh and cry about. We know that server is held together with chewing gum and shoe strings but we don’t have time or authorization to tear it down and rebuild it from scratch. We are just hoping it doesn’t fail at a bad time.

If you’re lucky? You can periodically export the excel sheet to a database (sql or access, it doesn’t matter). You are still doing things wrong but you at least have a recovery option at that point. But, if you can’t, you are more or less fucked and know it.


As for another Lesson Learned. A database solution without high-ish availability and backups is actually worse than the god awful spreadsheet. Because people know when the spreadsheet fail and likely are self-important enough they will stop everything to recover it. People tend to ignore error messages when they try to submit a record or save something and you find out that the disk failed last week and you lost everything.

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Shit, I’ll mock them. I’m too jaded and depressed at this point in my career to give a fuck. I’ll go full Nick Burns on their asses if one of my end users wants to use Excel as a database and expects me to make it work. The may even learn something in the process. It might be the fact that I’m a dick, but everyone figures that out pretty quickly.

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Dudes rock

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Nick Burns

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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2 points

Correct, it’s for tracking work items.

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2 points

It’s great at (correspondence) Battleship with a coworker though. Didn’t see this on the “not a…” list. Oh, and (correspondence) Guess Who!

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2 points

I love the idea of xls applications, that’s really evil!

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You would be aghast at the sort of horrors my previous place of employment used- not even Excel- Google Sheets for.

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It’s not even a good analytics tool. If you submit an academic paper with excel plots in it, I’ll reject that shit without reading it and type “lmaoooooooo…” To the review character limit.

My 12 year old child knows how to use matplotlib and he thinks Santa can fit down a chimney.

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12 points

It is good enough for financial and marketing analytics, just because there are better tools for scientific applications doesn’t make Excel a bad analytic tool for general use.

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It depends on the scale. I’ll agree that excel is a great tool for household finances.

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29 points

They said inappropriate.

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The customer wants the brand new website we are building them to be able to load data from several types of excel files and then email them an excel file with results. Please shoot me…

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14 points

Sometimes it’s okay to fire a client.

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13 points

Like… into the sun with an oversized circus cannon?

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Some of my clients I’d like to actually set on fire

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That’s… a normal usecase? Importing exporting excel files?

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Customer wants a database, but has the MBA learning disability? Yes, literally the primary use of excel. Microsoft would go bankrupt without MBA brain rot.

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My client has an MBA. Please be gentle with him

My sides. 😂

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It can be sometimes. I do a simple import in one of my personal projects. In case for the client, for over 20 years they have used excel to make all CRUD changes and now they get to build a brand spanking new website to do all of those CRUD changes and they still want to do it in excel.

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That makes sense if they’re transitioning people who have been doing it the old way for 20 years.

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What’s the use case?

Like for anything financial, Excel files are preferable.

Although I will say this. Companies are lying when they say they want Excel exports. They don’t. They want CSV but they don’t know the difference.

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ITT, very salty IT guys… I’d rather folks use Excel then some home made stuff. That’s the real nightmare fuel. VB, not .net, just VB, from 1995. You’ll beg to have bad Excel after you deal with that stuff. 😵😱😭

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The scripting in Excel is VBA, which is VB6. So, basically what I’m saying is that you can have both!

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In .xls … no thanks

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My old company had a revenue system built in-house that only could run on MS-DOS. We needed a VM just to use it.

I left that company in 2019 and they were still using it.

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My first internship was with a company on IBM RPG. My parents were literally not born when that system came out. We had to use telnet to talk to it. I am sure they are still on it. Most people didn’t even use it, they had a system of paper notebooks.

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The software my company makes still uses VB5 for the front end 🙃

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🍻🫗

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