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I’d be willing to bet even if you pay the 5,000 you wouldn’t be getting fabric from that actual suit. Donald Duck is such a grifter even his grifts are grifts

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This was my first thought. No way donnie would give up one of his cheap ass suits for this.

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People who downvoted this comment can lick my taint. What keeps you on lemmy when everyone trashes your guy? Slurp that shit like a porno, make it tingle.

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Grabs bag of coke. Step right up folks, step right up!

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If only Donald was larger than 6’3" and 215 lbs he might have more suit pieces to go around!

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He’s probably larger than one of those dimensions.

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(That’s the joke!)

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In the 90s there were enough “pieces of the Berlin Wall” going around to build the Great Wall of China. I suspect it will be something similar.

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There’s a little monument in my city that has a piece of the Berlin Wall on a stone pedestal. There’s a plaque commemorating the fall of the wall. Underneath is a smaller, newer plaque that says “this is not a real piece of the Berlin Wall”

I wonder if they got grifted by one of those fakes in the 90s, that would explain it

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There are legitimate pieces of the Berlin Wall. You just need to have a picture of it before it came down and you can identify it by the graffiti.

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Don’t call this POS Donald Duck. Donald Duck canonically is a War Vet with PTSD that constantly was griping at Scrooge for not helping the community enough. Donald Duck is based AF.

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My bad 😂

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Plus he didn’t have pants to cut up

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Is this a real comic panel?

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As far as I’m aware. I read the comic it’s a part of. They went to Egypt to try to excavate a tomb IIRC, but I’m probably conflating two different comics.

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Not to mention, he never actually had a mugshot.

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Wow, just looked it up you appear to be correct 👍

Although from what I see he did have a mugshot taken in Fulton county but the famous one is fake

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Never before washed

Edit: as an aside, it was super funny to me to watch Trump deny he’s obsessed with Golden Showers by saying he’s a germaphobe.

Its like, dude, you and I both know full well that urine is sterile. What say u now?

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Mighty charitable of you to assume he knows that.

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Oh my gawd, you’re damn correct. LMFAO, I think I simultaneously vastly overestimate him and under-under-estimate the fuck. He’s got a lot of other smart people totally incapacitated in terms of evaulating what the hell is this guy and what is the level of sentience underlying it

His father must have been an absolute fucking monster. Also, I do strongly believe he hypnotizes the easily-hypnotizable or those who can be hypnotized at all

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Sterile-ish

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If he was a true germaphobe, I doubt he would be having sex with anyone ever.

I think his whole germaphobe schtick is more of a “polonium tea avoidance”

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Nah, he eats fast food like it’s going out of style. Food prepared in back kitchens by people he can’t see in sanitary conditions he can’t verify.

I always thought his “germaphobia” was a cover for why he didn’t like shaking hands with certain people.

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It’s not completely sterile, there is some bacteria: https://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/systems/kidney-urinary/urine-sterile.htm

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Sterile-ish

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My take on his obedience to Putin: The problem with the Moskau piss video was not the pissing - it was the age of the pissers.

Even Trump could not get unharmed out of a CP trial.

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How great would that be? Like terrible for the girls but God I wish that shit took a leak [all over him]

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If this video actually existed, how would it not have been leaked by now?

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It’s much more worth neatly stowed away in a safe in Moscow. Trump will always hop through every hoop that Putin has for him.

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Dimes to donuts that is just another old suit he grew out of.

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Ah, more dumb grifts, for dumb people.

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I’m surprised they aren’t selling his urine as a cure for Covid.

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