67 points

they could have literally writen that in the journal lol

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When do you think anon will realize they’ve been journaling in public all along? 😂

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7 points

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Here I thought that was the point of social media all along.

It’s like a journal that talks back.

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  1. Write three paragraphs hinting at what led to your untimely demise
  2. Die in a cave while holding your journal
  3. Wait for the PC to find you and take your 3 gold coins
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15 points

Look at you assuming I have a whole 3 gold.

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3 points

“To whoever finds this, please carry out my last wishes-”

Crunch

You received two crafting components.

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Fantastic

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40 points

Girls in middle school also drink water so I made sure to replace it with Mountain Dew years ago.

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29 points

Anon doesn’t know the cathartic effects of writing how their fucking day went.

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No, it is obviously where you record your progress in your quest for turning lead into gold.

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Mine’s al margins, for proofs.

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