Both wrong, its more like this:
Warp nacelles makes ship go fast. So warp nacelles are the legs. It’s the first one, not the United SpongeBob SquarePants Enterprise.
the Enterprise comes from a long line of nudists. we all know that.
Depends on where the sexual organs are … which leads to the question … if the Enterprise had sexual organs, where would they be?
I mean… The Enterprise is always doing questionable things with that deflector dish.
My head cannon says the Enterprise explored a wormhole to the Farscape universe, did a reverse gravaton beam on Moya, then immediately went back through the wormhole… And that’s how Moya got pregnant.
Would also explain why all starships in the federation, after that point, were female (no dangly deflector)
So in the pants image …
Picture one shows the Enterprise proudly flashing everyone without shame
And picture two is more discrete
I guarantee there’s some fanfic written in the past 60 years that could answer this question for us.
Both wrong.
Apologies for the quick and dirty phone edit:
The nacelles Make It Go, the saucer section is the head, and the neck is… Well, a neck. This is the OG enterprise, so it’s old. And old people wear their pants high.
Therefore I submit to you that this is the only acceptable version, even if it isn’t wearing shoes.
